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No Nut November

n.
An internet challenge conceived from the depths of the feminasty and incel communities that requires males to abstain from masturbation, sex, or any other activity that is of sexual nature or could result in climax / ejaculation for the entire calendar month of November. It is often abbreviated as 'NNN'.

There are no grace periods or exceptions. Wet dreams ending in climax count as valid ejaculation, and therefore means that the individual has failed the challenge.
The challenge often results in temporary but persistent physical and emotional discomfort. Soreness in both of these areas may persist for a short time after the challenge.

Common groups of people who partake include:
- Single Men
- Gay Men
- Closeted Gay Men
- Beta males
- People who feel the need to "prove" something - whether it be to themselves, or to others (even the abyss for all we know)
- Those who depend on consistent external validation
- People who indulge in materials of the "self-help" or "self-improvement" genres
- The unemployed / No Lifers

s.
1.
Thirty Days of Testicular Torture

2.
Thirty Days of Testosterone Terrorism
Spencer: Hey John, have you noticed Peter lately? Looks like he's in some sort of pain. I hope he's ok.
John: Yeah idk... he's doing No Nut November.
Spencer: *facepalm*

Peter: Hey guys, I failed No Nut November. I lasted thirteen days.
Andrew: Damn, new office record. I only lasted four days cause I had a wet dream about some lady from TV. She's not even hot...
Peter: I'm sorry dude, that sucks. Hopefully next year we'll do better.
Kyle: Man I hope so. I was doing so well, putting mind over matter and everything... then Ashley accidentally put her hand on my thigh a few nights ago and I blew a huge load. Nine days. This shit sucks ass.
All: Stare blankly into abyss

Carol: Look at those losers... doing No Nut November. Do they think this buys them popularity points with them or something?
Sheila: LOL I have no idea. I'm kind of indifferent to it. If they want to torture themselves I'm just gonna let them do their thing.
Brittney: MMMmmmmm I don't know guys... I kind of get turned on by the idea of those balls being all swollen and inflamed. I just want to bite them and smack them while the screams and cries echo around.
Sheila: ......*long pause*........ Brittney... GTFOH with that third wave x BDSM bullshit. Not all of us hate men just cause they exist you know.
by diabetesspicelatte November 12, 2021
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No-Nut November

No-Nut November- The month of the year when there is a worldwide viral unnoficial competition when all men can't watch any porn, hentai, or cannot "nut" the whole month.
Aw man. No-Nut November was hard. Glad December came though.
by TheDoubleBun November 1, 2021
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No Nut November

by jaytoolivee November 4, 2022
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Nut Nut November

Greatest redditors of all time and the god of upvotes. His origins remain unknown but some sources say he joined reddit in spring of 2019 with intentions of a cumbrain. Then he came across top tier shit from r/memes and decided karmawhoring was the way for him. Reddit admins hated him and banned many of his accounts but each time he came back stronger and stronger. He continued shitposting on various subreddits and is known for having a 100 day streak of shitposting on r/dreamsmp. He was rewarded with upvotes, awards and thousands of followers. He even gained recognition outside of reddit, on twitter, youtube and pornhub

Legends say he's karmawhoring till this date...
Year 2069(Nice)
Bot: Do you know who Nut Nut November was?
Human: Oh boy I haven't heard that name in years, sit down and let me tell you a story.
by Yee yee ass haircut June 16, 2021
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No Nut November

The more extreme version of the infamous challenge ”No Fap November”

No Fap November is self exlanatory, no fapping for the month of november but you CAN have sexual intercourse. No Nut November takes this challenge to a new extreme, no masturbation, no sexual intercourse, no nothing.

No Nut November is one of, if not the hardest challenge of them all

Although No Nut November is mostly directed towards males, females are also allowed to participate in the challenge.
-Dude, are you participating in No Nut November

-yes... i will probably regret it though.
by NoNutBoi123 November 5, 2017
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No Nut November

A challenge that lasts for the entire month of November that Musa fails every November on November 1st at 12:00 am.
Musa always fails No Nut November on November 1st at 12:00 am because he always starts jacking off to Boku no Pico a few minutes before November begins which is why he ends up always failing NNN right when it begins.
by musa is gay December 1, 2023
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No Nut November

no nut November is the month in a year when males can ejaculate
For example; Hey have you nutted today?
You would say; No! it's no nut November!
by getmymerchboys November 1, 2019
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