No Nut November (NNN)

This is a month where all men and women will partake in a challenge to basically not orgasm through the whole of november. If the participants make ends meet, then they have the power to participate in DDD (Destroy Dick December)
Or DGD (Destroy Genitals December) for both the genders
Male 1: bro No Nut November (NNN) will be so hard! I can't simply just leave all my porn servers for this month!
Male2 : you want your friends to shun you out!

Male 1: FUCK YOU! -whips out dick and starts wanking-
Male 2: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!
by fuck liam luyahan November 1, 2022
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No Nut November

The annual ritual that every man must participate during the month of November. The rules are simple:

-You cannot have sex, masturbate, or nut in any way, shape or form.
-Watching pornography and having boners are allowed, but you can’t nut.
-You are only allowed one wet dream. If you have more than one, then consider yourself out.
-You do not have 3 strikes; you only have one shot at it. If you miss it, you’re out.
-There are no No Nut November passes
-If you have passed the month with a total of 0 nuts, you are a victor and you shall qualify for Destroy Dick December (Not Recommended).
-Look, man, just don’t nut in 30 days.
Girl: Hey, you wanna go crazy tonight? ;)
Guy: Can't, I'm participating in NNN.
Girl: OMG, you don't want to have sex with me because you're doing that stupid internet challenge?! We're through!
Guy: Ok, ok, OK FINE! I'll make you go crazy, we can start from the top!
He later lost No Nut November that night.
by King Phil Swift November 9, 2021
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No Nut November

The Holy month in which all men must restrain from any kind of sexual activity, including the viewing of pornography. This ritual is done to prove your strength and resilience. It is also preformed in order to appease the Gods of the Internet. If you succeed, the Gods will gift you with strength, power, and eternal happiness. If you fail, the Gods will punish you by taking away your fapping privileges. NNN ends at the start of December, allowing you to fap again, and thus making way for Destroy Dick December.
Stay strong brothers, No Nut November is almost over!
by Sussus Samogus November 15, 2022
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No Nut November

A challenge guys participate in every November to see if they can last 30 days without ejaculating, ie. not nutting. Becoming a popular method to start a dopamine detox, and to readdress your relationship with your balls and your bros.
Guy 1: Dude, I was in Tesco day 10 and got a semi in the yoghurt aisle - lol
Guy 2: ah, geez. I'm sorry man. I failed you... No Nut November was too much!
Guy 1: Whut? noooo? You nutted already?! This cannot be?
Guy 2: Alas but it is, I'm sorry my dude. Leave me here, go on without me. *dies*
Guy1: Nooooooooooo!
by botdude October 27, 2022
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No nut November

A racist fascist holiday invented by conservatives. Its racist because i say so. I think that we should all fap at least twice a day. There are many good things about fapping. Im anti masculine.
Fuck conservatives and no nut November racisf fascist asshole
by Oral Anul November 1, 2021
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No nut november

Matty- Ey Bro i'm gonna beat my meat
Ellon- Noo Bro u can't its No nut november
by No Nutting Novembering November 3, 2021
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When it's October and u are beating ur meat atleast 4 times a day in an effort in preparing yourself for no nut november
DON: I am beating atleast 2 times a day
JAKE: What why
DON: ITS no nut november preseason
by Sauceorloss September 30, 2020
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