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Nickolaj 

Nickolaj is a optimistic person. He always tries to make you feel like life isn't all that bad, and is caring. He doodles a lot, and sometimes draws up a little comic. Nickolaj is also a real smart dude, and is way better at math than probably the whole group he sits with at lunch. He's a little fruity, but its okay, we all are! Bro lowkey dresses like its always cold and he's probably got the 'tism but the people he sits with at lunch probably does to. I'd say Nickolaj's are pretty rare so it's cool to always have a Nickolaj in your phone contacts or just someone on the classes roster. Everyone should find a Nickolaj, they're pretty dope. Oh, and he skates.
"Man, Nickolaj is so cool! I mean, check out that dude!"
Nickolaj by deftonesfan976 January 21, 2023
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The greatest girl in the world to me. Most amazing little creatures comfort.
Nikola: No words can describe her. Only I understand her. She understands me. The world knows nothing.
Nikola by C&N 🖤❤️ August 11, 2023

Nikolai humongous thighs 

Nikolai's thighs are often talked about in the Bungou stray dogs fandom. Many people say that they wish they were crushed my nikolai's thighs, and some of them mostly likely send many, um inappropriate messages to bones - the studio who animates Bsd, for taking nikolai's humongous thighs away.
- I will never forgive Bones for taking Nikolai humongous thighs away!!
- Yeah, now I get why they're called studio "Bones"

alexander nikolas zander oliver vance alan kozik 

A long name for a male
Hey! Did you hear what Alexander nikolas zander oliver vance alan kozik said to that girl?

The Nikola Army of Champions 

Commenly known as NAOC, has been around from 1985 and has gotten stronger over the years.

The main battle the NAOC has was against the JAOC(the juricas army of champions). That war last mere minutes as the NAOC proved to be too strong of a force for the weak JAOC(which is still alive right now but are in the same shape as the poorest african country).

The NAOC will pwn the world soon.
The Nikola Army of Champions is #1!!!

Nikolas Cruz 

Handsome young man, but killed 17 people.
Serious definition: A young man who opened fire at Marjory Stoneman Douglas High School in Parkland, Florida on February 14th, 2018. He killed 17 people and injured 17 others.
Person 1: Do you know who Nikolas Cruz is?
Person 2: Isn't that that kid who killed 17 people?
Nikolas Cruz by rebsvodka July 31, 2019
An amazing friend and someone you can trust, enough she probably even knows your crush. She would die for her friends and would keep a secret for her whole life. Most probably talks to you a lot and helps you out a lot. A friend you don't want to lose. Her crush's initials would most probably start with Y, U, M, I, G or H
Nikola was the best person i had ever met
Nikola by Bobbie Brownx December 15, 2018