subtle reference refering to the appearance of the anus after extended anal sex. a mixture of colours, wine red, and various earth tones mixing into a hairy purple mess. Flushed skin with various..secretions. A spin on the older term 'cranberry juice stains', hinting at possible stains left on an unfortunate subject's boxer shorts the morning after.
Tommy went back to Regis and Gelman's condo? Someone's going to wake up with quite a purple mustache tomorrow!
by snake vargas July 16, 2008
Get the purple mustachemug. The first Monday after the end of No Shave November.
On this day, men shave their faces after a month of neglect; leaving nothing except a mustache style of their choice.
On this day, men shave their faces after a month of neglect; leaving nothing except a mustache style of their choice.
by Loudly December 17, 2009
Get the Mustache Mondaymug. Much like Black History month is to African Americans, the month of March pays homage to the bold and the mustachioed.
by BedfordSlims March 17, 2011
Get the Mustache Marchmug. The thick, bushy mustache usually found on most pedophiles. They usually have no other facial hair and a "bowl cut" style hair cut that is found on most young boys.
"Wow, look at that guys pedophile mustache , I guarantee he enjoys raping lil' boyz in the butthole."
by Ace8904 February 17, 2008
Get the pedophile mustachemug. A prank perpetrated by a male on an incapacitated victim. The person administering the AM waits for the victim to either fall asleep or pass out, and then drizzles a sticky substance such as honey on the victims lower face. He then squats directly over his victim’s lower face and uses a beard trimmer or something similar to shave his nut sack and gooch, lightly covering the sticky area with hair from his nether region.
Bob passed out at the party and Jimmy proceeded to give him an Amsterdam Mustache as payback for Bob tea bagging him at the last party.
by Sandman469s October 31, 2017
Get the Amsterdam Mustachemug. by anonymous October 9, 2014
Get the snot mustachemug. A godly substance that can only be used by the right person. If not used by the
right person, things may go seriously wrong. Mustache Wax itself feels like vasiline, and can only be bought with Swedish currency, krona.
right person, things may go seriously wrong. Mustache Wax itself feels like vasiline, and can only be bought with Swedish currency, krona.
by Touchdown My Pants November 5, 2014
Get the Mustache Waxmug.