submarine muslim

A muslim that lays low and only surfaces when it is convenient to be muslim.

Submarine Muslim can also be easily confused with a terrorist sleeper cell. However this is not usually the case.

Farhat is a submarine muslim. He's only muslim when it's cool to be muslim.

by Spanky 69 October 20, 2005

Lipstick Muslim

a feminine, diva, fashionable muslim hijabi.

Look at the way she accessorize her hijab, she's such a lipstick Muslim.

by basoooma December 19, 2011

Muslib

Intolerant liberal democrats who will not permit the views of anyone else. Similar to radical muslims who behead, stone, and/or shoot people who do not hold to their views.

Queer Bob is such a muslib, he freaks out at anyone who doesn't agree with his radical belief in gay marriage, fag fucking, and tea bagging his best buddy.

by viking2121 May 8, 2009

Muslim

One of the 3 top most know religions of the world. A religion that teaches women to save themselves till their marriage and how to act in a proper way. A religion that teaches men how to treat their neighbors with respect and generosity. The religion tells you the oneness of god, to pray, to visit your prophet and imams, and to love all and never raise a fist. Those who break the rules of Islam is not considered a Muslim.

Those Muslims are so generous and proper! I'd want to be their friend.

by Awesome awesome awesomeseeeeee November 10, 2013

Muslim Bookmark

A dirty Tampon used as to mark the parts of the Koran that women hate, or that denigrate women.

FUCK I can't believe that piece of SHIT MoHAMhead said hell is mostly filled with women. I want to remember that, so I'll pull out this bloody tampon and use it as a MUSLIM BOOKMARK.

by Bunny Olesen July 12, 2012

Your cousin a muslim

The ultimate response to "your sister a mister". It beats every other insult in the world. If kim yong un tells Donald Trump " your sister a mister" he would probably answer " Your cousin a muslim". He will triggered third world war and USA economy will tear apart.

billy: "your sister a mister"
kenny: "No u "

billy: " No u"
kenny: "No u"
billy: " Your cousin a muslim"
kenny: *His head explodes and instantly fucking dies"

by juanbombel May 14, 2018

muslim bookmark

A bookmark with the word "muslim" written on it used by muslims.

Hey, I noticed your bookmark has the word "muslim" on it. Interesting... Let's call it a muslim bookmark.

by Ariz0naD4ve January 22, 2010