Murder Jerking

The act of masturbating while envisioning the gruesome murder of the person you would be fucking.

Because we used to be in love, Murder Jerking is the only way to get my head straight when dealing with my ex.

by x BILKO x September 07, 2016

Social Murder

Act of a society placing its poor in social conditions resulting in predictable outcomes

The girls family committed social murder, when she was exiled from her family for not having the same values as them.

by Sharpnbrite May 10, 2018

step murder

When you Jack-off on to the floor or street then stomp on it thus killing millions of innocent people!

Man, that guy was so fucked up He dropped his pants and committed a Step Murder!

by Dawnrazor December 05, 2018

Comment Murderer

One who comments on a facebook status with a random word, or stupid joke that no one understands or everyone hates, therefore causing other people the sudden urge not to comment on it. Usually this person is not liked by anyone on facebook, and in most cases real life.

Also see comment murder

Person 1 (Joe just posted "asdfhsadf" on my status.)

Person 2 (Wow he's such a friggen comment murderer)

by ChAoS x DaRk March 24, 2011

Murder 8

A street name of drugs like opioids.

I got monkey,codiene and murder 8,which one do you prefer?.

by Mark kalif May 27, 2018

Kermit Murder

Like committing murder, but only it just sounds catchier and is obviously more appealing to your average killer. It's also what your friends will want to do if you won't stop having one-on-one conversations on the group chat.

Friend 1: If you two don't shut up about smurfs I swear I'm gonna Kermit murder
Friend 2: But they're just so funny lmao
Friend 3: ikr lol smurfs
Friend 1: -grabs a shovel-
Friend 2 and 3: RUN

by THE._.GAY April 14, 2020

murder harvey

A semi-flacid erection derived from an act of violence.

He used to get murder boners, but after so many victims, he could only muster up a murder Harvey.

by Harvey Sporter January 25, 2008