Person who cannot have one night stands, after the night in question they must txt and fall in love with the person they slept with even if their rank.
by PMR July 10, 2004
A Chink Muppet can be alot of fun to have around but they are a person who can never be trusted. Once a Chink Muppet is in your house, KEEP YOUR EYES PEELED!! If you are somewhat of a cool, funny, talented, smart and/or good looking person, the Chink Muppet will quickly begin to see themselves as an inadequate human being. These feelings are 100% valid. To combat these feelings, the Chink Muppet will attempt to remove objects from your house and leave them in your back lane. Some favorite objects to remove from your house include: your guitar; your dishes(clean or dirty); your girlfriend. ***!!!BEWARE OF CHINK MUPPET!!!***
"Chink Muppet! You stole my full pack of cigarettes again! And why the fuck do you keep putting all my wine glasses on top of my neighbors tent trailer??! Amy? ...Hey baby... you there.... ?...DAMN YOU CHINK MUPPET!!"
by exfriendly August 03, 2009
A bitch that was born in the gutta and got a nerve that is in her asshole that makes her feel like the fucking world owes her a whole lot..... Fucking Guttamuppet bitches....
by Punkin love February 19, 2017
sex which is carried out with the good natured humor and exuberance of a muppet. also can refer to sloppy sex which still manages to be very pleasurable.
we bumped heads a couple of times, and ended up laughing. he kept making these weird faces on purpose. all in all it was a muppet fuck. i think he's a keeper.
by king kong NINJA April 20, 2004
A complete and total loser who spends his or her days jerking off to anime porn whilst eating potato chips and smearing the grease all over themselves. It is also a fat, lazy fuck with gravy stains all over his or her shirt who watches TV all day.
Clem wouldn't come out his room all day because he was whackin it to DBZ reruns; he is thus an ass-muppet
by DJClue77 April 21, 2006
Not to be confused with "Muppet necking", where an individual uses a muppet to simulate a soft velvety blowjob. Muppet fisting is where a person usually with extensive hands and arms. Fists, their partner, who in this case is usually on the smaller side, past their wrist and then, taking advantage of the size difference, uses their arm strength to lift their partner in the air. Impaling them on their fist in a way that's reminiscent of a person operating a muppet.
"Holy shit, did you hear what happened to July at the afterparty?" "Yeah, man Viola from the basketball team was Muppet fisting her in the living room in front of everybody; guess she became the MVP's trophy at that point"
by Curare the defenestrator December 12, 2022
A meth muppet is simply a person usually a female, that has lost all of her teeth from years of meth abuse, but refuses to wear dentures, and looks like a muppet when the smile...
''OMG look at the skank on aisle 3! bitch is smiling big as hell wid no teeth, looking like a str8 meth muppet...
by bluemnmz3 April 06, 2014