Saftey Monitor

The person who is always bringing down the group. The person being the wet blanket of any given situation.

hey guys, we could get in real trouble if we get caught.... Dammit, Frank! Quit being such a saftey monitor!!

by sillyassmonkeybutt January 26, 2011

manitude

when a guy throws a hissy fit and/or has serios attitude

girl: *laughing with friends*
guy: "shut up!"
girl: "gee wiz, what's up with the manitude?"

by duckquackmoo March 14, 2008

g'mnite

Portmanteau of g'nite and g'morning, applied in the the wee early hours of morning. Common result of a keyboard spasm while typing or texting g'nite to someone.

pers1 : aight then i'ma go crash, g'mnite bro
pers2 : g'mnite??
pers1 : ah crap..stupid keyboard..i meant g'nite

by hapexamendios January 19, 2009

manitowoc

City on Lake Michigan in Northeast Wisconsin. A stagnant, mostly unemployed population of lazy losers, winos, and chronic addicts.

"Dude is so Manitowoc that he thinks success is when your unemployment checks will carry you through ice fishing season."

by Wally Wall May 14, 2006

Manity

Possessing and/or exuding the quality of manliness.

When the villagers saw Paul Bunyan strutting down the mountain with his burly beard, heavy wooden ax, manly flannel, and ripped muscles, all they could do was look in awe and quietly whisper, "Oh the manity..."

by GreenGiantofBroccoli February 19, 2010

manitoba mudslide

a manitoba mudslide is when a chick has diareah , you make her stand on her head and fuck her so that the mud slide all the way down her cunt crack into her mouth.

mmmmmm it's time for a manitoba mudslide

by Cobbs666 December 7, 2006

minitruck

A small, lightweight pickup truck with 2 or 4 doors, typically of the likes of the Chevy S10, Ford Ranger, Dodge Dakota, and Toyota Tacoma. Usually 2 wheel drive but many are 4x4.

The local NAPA store has a fleet of 8 minitrucks including 5 S10's and 3 Rangers. They'll run forever.

by jimmydeen October 9, 2008