da munchies 

when you smoke alot of weed and you get seriously fuckin' hungry.

"Damn, dude, i got da munchies."
"HHHUUUUAAATT?"
"I GOT DA MUNCHIES!"
"OOOKKKKAAAAYYYY!!!!"
"YEEEAAAAAAH!"
"indeed..."

da munchies by dude007 May 30, 2008

Drunk munchies 

Somthing that my fat ass friends made up so they can eat all my food. Do not get tricked by somone who claims they have the drunk munchies, because they are not real.

Them: Dude this beer really gave me the drunk munchies.
Me: No it didnt, your just a fat ass.

Drunk munchies by ChrisJK September 10, 2008

Crunchy Munchies

The urge for salty, crunchy snacks like chips or pretzels.

I am not hungry, I just have the crunchy munchies. Pass me the chips!

Crunchy Munchies by Trev's Mom July 11, 2011

anorexic munchies 

when your high as fuck and then you get the munchies then you take one bite of something and then you don't have the munchies anymore.

Oh hey kevin i have the munchies, lets get a pizza. **kevin and bryan take one bite. I have the anorexic munchies bro.

anorexic munchies by kevtron_istheshit August 23, 2011

butt munchies 

Butt Munchies adj. When after smoking weed, and you get the munchies for alot of chocolate.

I had so much Chocolate, I REALLY had the butt munchies!

butt munchies by Hood69er December 31, 2005

Date Munchies 

When you're horny and looking to fuck but pick the first opportunity instead of waiting for the good ones, resulting in less desirable results.

To avoid this, a friend with benefits can satisfy your needs or masturbate before you leave for the social event. This will ensure clarity of mind and more importantly clarity of sight.

"Bro, I totally had the Date Munchies last night, she was a total Butterface once I came."
"Dude Gross! Stop picking the first Furby you see! You know that if you feed her dick after midnight she becomes a Gremlin!"

Date Munchies by Douchebag1111111111111111109 March 29, 2017

MOMMY MUNCHIES

Weird women / girl, I dont know what she is but she is a great friend. Actually retarded but sometimes makes up for it by making an excuse to piss. Literally 10 minutes into a movie and it will always be an, "I NEED TO FUCKING PISS." An actual pisswad but she is a really great friend. Not good to watch movies with. Never bring to an movie theather. (Trust me) Has a cousin that loves to make videos about his brother's room and attics. MOMMY MUNCHIES will always be an weird person and will always love to piss or make new excuses. But she is the true meaing of being an Weirdo.

I just pulled an MOMMY MUNCHIES, I went to piss after ten minutes into a movie. Hahahah

MOMMY MUNCHIES by HandleBars5000 April 4, 2022