Perpetual motion could be used to provide electrical energy. Should an electromagnetic generator be constructed around Darwin's grave in the year 2006, it would be able to power approximately 25% of the world's electrical consumption by 2008. The machine would work in the following way: Darwin continually spins in his grave due to the presence of mindless idiots in the human race, of which there are a great number (thus increasing Darwin's rotational speed). All you need to do is electrically charge his body and you have an infinite power supply (just as human stupidity is infinite). There have been, and always will be, idiots in the world, as provided by teenaged mothers, thus providing perpetual motion on the part of Darwin's corpse.
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Finnish people playing with russians or against hackers. "I'm so out of Moti, why did I come to play?"
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The situation you face during diarrhea and dysentery. Mostly synonymous to diarrhea and dysentery to the people in Indian Subcontinent.
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Get the Loose Motion mug.Noun- When a guy watches a girl do any physical activity. He watches those cannons bounce in Bro Motion.
1. The other day i watched a girl jog. It was all in Bro Motion!
2. Watching that hunny work out was so hard to handle, it was like she was working in Bro Motion.
2. Watching that hunny work out was so hard to handle, it was like she was working in Bro Motion.
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Get the mortification mug.To move one's body at a low rate, in this case its used for in a dance.
In other cases its when the movement is retained at a low pace.
In other cases its when the movement is retained at a low pace.
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Get the slow motion mug.A great Christian Metal band from Australia in 1990. It originally started as a thrash metal band, but turned to death metal by 1992 and then kept on messing around with different types of metal such as, speed, groove, more thrash, power, doom, and even hardcore.
Most people agree that their best album was Scrolls of the Megilloth, which was released in 1992 and was one of the first ever Christian death metal albums.
They have released about twelve studio albums, a few DVDs, lots of live albums, and a new album is underway.
Most people agree that their best album was Scrolls of the Megilloth, which was released in 1992 and was one of the first ever Christian death metal albums.
They have released about twelve studio albums, a few DVDs, lots of live albums, and a new album is underway.
Me: Mortification is one of the best bands ever.
Satanic Metalhead: Shut the f*** up!! My s*** is better than your Christian bulls***!!!
Me: *makes him listen to Scrolls of the Megilloth*
Stanic Metalhead: *runs away like a little girl*
Satanic Metalhead: Shut the f*** up!! My s*** is better than your Christian bulls***!!!
Me: *makes him listen to Scrolls of the Megilloth*
Stanic Metalhead: *runs away like a little girl*
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