monty

a massive nonce

He's such Monty, he just loves to hang out in kids parks

by montyIsAnonce June 10, 2024

Monty

A little bitch, someone who’s weak, and dumb. Small man syndrome, with a big ego. Tiny feet, tiny … (you know).

“Don’t be a Monty.” or “He’s just being a Monty.”

by Doglover132564 April 24, 2023

Doing a Monty

Urinating on one or more bouncers. Can also encompass urination on general security personal, such as stewards, or shop security. Does not include urination on security or surveillance equipment.

Named after the infamous cricketer Monty Panesar, who, after hassling some local ladies, did the business on a few bouncers in a club in Brighton.

Holy fuck! Kevin's Doing a Monty, he's gonna get us chucked out!

by Man_5 September 6, 2013

Monty is fat

Monty eats a lot, and his mom Heather is a baddy

Monty is fat and severely needs help

by XdFriv January 21, 2024

Monty

Monty is a very kind and funny person, who can also be a total moron. He’s very dirty minded and his mouth gets him In trouble a lot of times. He is very trustworthy. He seems to be all jokes but he can be very serious at times. It seems like he never gets mad but he might fuck you up if your a bitch to his friends.

Girl 1) who’s that weird white boy over there
Girl 2) oh that’s Monty

Girl 1) oh he looks pretty decent. Do you know him?
Girl 2) yeah he’s my Bestfriend. He’s a moron.

by EleanorSpeaksFacts December 15, 2021

Monty

Monty is a care giver and never lets some one be sad for more than a second. He is the kindest person I know you will ever meet!

Where is Monty

I need Monty

I love Monty

We Love Monty

by SouthWestRose June 26, 2022

Stuttering Monties

A rare but highly infectious STD, that if left untreated in men, will cause the male to stutter uncontrollably upon ejaculation.

When Brandy's boyfriend caught the Stuttering Monties and then stuttered another girl's name during sex, she knew he had been cheating.

by Major Wood July 8, 2003