Montana Smooch

When two people spread their butt cheeks really wide apart and try to touch their butt holes together.

Hey Bill, take your pants off and spread your cheeks I want to try and give you a Montana Smooch.

by Top knot December 8, 2019

Montahna

Montahna is a bloody legend

Montahna Is a lit person

by Bitchimkendricklamar April 24, 2020

Montai

i just made my own shit cause i’m that nigga

montai is that nigga

by MontaiK November 23, 2021

Montana

The most beautiful girl alive.
any guy would be insanely luck to be with her.
she's amazingly smart, and hilariously humourous.
her Husband, is the luckiest guy in the world because he has something that no guy has, but all guys dream of, a girl like Montana.

wow shes a real Montana

by daltont August 25, 2010

Montana

A state in which the manliest of man live and the hottest of women. People who make fun of this state or insult it are jelouse assholes who know where they live sucks balls.

Guy1 :"Man, that state Montana sucks."
Guy2 :"Your only saying that becuase we live in New Jersey and you know Montana is way better."
Guy1 :"Ya, your right."

by Mozaralio December 17, 2009

Hannah Montana

I stuck up brat that sings about her fame and brags. She is a stupid ugly skank with an ugly smile and a stupid wig. She couldn't sing to save her life! But what's worse is her acting! Anyone can be 5 times better than that! All she thinks is "I'm just to good for all of you!. Again, her songs are about her bragging about how famous she is.

Hannah Montana: Yeah, I'm like so better than you cuz I'm FAMOUS!! YAH! I'm better than ALL YOU! But I suck at everything so YAH!

by swimchick April 12, 2007

montana

an extremely amazing friend. the kinda girl you would trust your life with. amzingly beautiful! is loved by her friends. she can be EXTREMELY weird and random and crazy! but is still extremely loved.

"that girl is so awesome!!!!"
"what's her name?"
"montana"
"knew it!"

by justagirl922 October 21, 2009