One who is inclined to fondel, lick or otherwise engross oneself in the scrotal sack of another human being. A viable replacement for common insults such as douchebag. i.e. "That guy sucks. He is SUCH a ball monger!"
by JLane3551 September 09, 2007
by Slayer Rules January 21, 2003
A person who never looks on the bright side of life, but instead chooses to bring everyone he / she knows down with negative vibes.
Trevor seems to think Crystal Palace will get relegated this season, even though there are 19 games left, fucking gloom monger.
by TonyG70 January 17, 2011
after little debbie rode to her grandmas house, her grandpa snuck out the backdoor to do his foof monger deeds.
by foofie3423 April 21, 2009
by Gus Gluck October 17, 2007
"You are an ass monger."
by Bond007/JerseyboyJI August 03, 2003
someone who takes a straw and inserts it into spmeone's ass and sucks farts out, then turning around and hoarding them.
by phoenix1984 September 15, 2005