mom

A faithful friend who will always take anything for you

Mom I got in trouble by the cops, What you do. Stole hand it to me and Ill take the blame

Mom

"Mom dads going to the store to buy some milk."

the person that controls ur life

me: can i go to a friends house?
mom: no i dont truss ur friend and i have a bad feeling about u going over there
me: what?!

mom by stinky fishy June 13, 2020

Mom: "I'm the only person who could ever love you" "You're so unlovable"

An incorrect spelling of the word "mum"

Steve: "My mom beat me earlier!"
John: "I think you mean your MUM beat you earlier."

someone that gave you birth so don’t be a disrespectful dick

some random person: i hate women, they belong in the kitchen

also them comming out of your moms vagina

Mom by aleyna lol May 26, 2021

She is a asshole and a hore

Mom by Garyass September 23, 2021