Could mean just about anything you want it to mean. Usuauly a greeting like "what's up?" or an insult like "go fuck yourself" depending on context. In reality is the spanish translation of Wet Floor, but sounds like whatever you want it to sound like.
by ChevVetteC6 December 19, 2005
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by John Cassidy March 24, 2004
Get the moccalate mug.Girls named Monique or Maureen who either possess Native American DNA or bear strong resemble to Pocahontas herself.
by Doogie61 May 10, 2021
Get the Mocahontas mug.1. a hot, sassy mama from Minnesota
2. a concoction of brandy, Ovaltine and gypsy tears
3. a t-shirt that doesn't make sense involving a wraparound cat's tail
2. a concoction of brandy, Ovaltine and gypsy tears
3. a t-shirt that doesn't make sense involving a wraparound cat's tail
"Let's get ready to go out and get fratty. Pull out the E&J and mix up some Ovaltine. It's time for a round of momcats!"
"Moose, will you be my momcat?"
"Moose, will you be my momcat?"
by The Dev April 7, 2008
Get the momcat mug.A tumor slowly growing within Mojang Studios and an absolute disgrace to the gaming industry as a whole. Those who work at Mojang Support are stupid idiots not capable of anything and are just there to receive money from Mojang for doing little to no work. The response time is unacceptable, often lasting for months, and you are very likely to have your ticket ignored and silently closed in the process. If you do get a response, you will usually be assigned to a trash support rep that will pretend not to understand your issue and provide useless canned responses instead. Due to their incompetence and lack of ability to read and understand an email, it is impossible to reason or argue with any of them and they might just close the ticket as resolved. These people also like to use pseudonyms to refer to themselves as they don't have the balls to use their actual name in the ticket. I wonder why...
Please share this page with as many people as you can. The Minecraft community deserves to know that the product they are paying for comes with no customer support!
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Player 1: I just contacted Mojang Support. When will I hear back from them?
Player 2: Mojang Support? You are more likely to hear back from Santa Claus instead!
Player 3: Fuck Mojang Support! Their whole crew can suck my dick!
Player 2: Mojang Support? You are more likely to hear back from Santa Claus instead!
Player 3: Fuck Mojang Support! Their whole crew can suck my dick!
by 14142 March 29, 2021
Get the Mojang Support mug.(As in "mojave expiriment" done by windows.) A girl who is fake and superficial. All the girls hate her, all the guys think she's hot.
Keeton: Wow that chick is so hot.
Kait: Ew. She's so mojave. Seriously she should wipe that stupid bleachy smile off her face.
Keeton: Whatever I think she's hot.
Kait: Ew. She's so mojave. Seriously she should wipe that stupid bleachy smile off her face.
Keeton: Whatever I think she's hot.
by KaitWormKeziah December 23, 2008
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