Mombarded

When your mother takes a bunch of pictures and then sends her whole camera roll to your cell phone.

OMG Dan, mother just mombarded me with a whole bunch of pictures!

by Mista Phista March 29, 2024

mimbee

The act of maximizing barley yield while simultaneously minimizing lodging

Farmer Joe decided to mimbee his field

by Kurlow February 11, 2025

mimbee

The act of maximizing barley yield while simultaneously minimizing lodging

Thanks to their expertise in mimbee, local farmers have retained high yields while keeping lodging rates at an all time low.

by Kurlow February 19, 2025

Mombie

A woman who's whole life revolves around her "precious kids". (Said kids usually act like demons from hell). She usually smells like she hasn't showered in 2 weeks and looks like she hasn't slept in days. Her conversations revolve around the hellspawn she calls her kids, her baby-daddy hasn't touched her since she conceived her last child,and she gets VERY pissed off when you say you're never going to have kids, calling you "selfish" and "lazy". Clearly ignoring that you are already struggling to get by because you work a minimum wage job and don't have a romantic partner or roommate to help with your cost of living.

Ugh, Karen is such a mombie. Her kids are literal demons, she got pissed off because I said I want a hysterectomy, and I'm pretty sure I saw her husband going into a hotel room with a prostitute and A LOT of cocaine.

by Failurebitch July 14, 2025

Mombligations

Obligations relating to one’s mom, or a mom.

I want to leave town this weekend, but I have mombligations; I said I’d help her paint the kitchen.

by MILK27 October 15, 2025

Boris mombeela

The real life alpha male

person 1:Omg is that boris mombeela?
Person 2:yeah he’s the true alpha male

Person 3:I heard he used to pee on people to assert his dominance

Person 1:wow! He really is the alpha I wish he would pee on me

by daddyalpha69 March 15, 2022