fat mitzvah

When an overweight or obese Jewish girl has a bat mitzvah.

Well, our daughter is having her bat mitzvah tomorrow, but she's overweight meaning we'll be holding a fat mitzvah!

by The Real Driller December 9, 2020

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Zoom-Mitzvah

A bar or a bat mitzvah performed over zoom

“I’m going to a zoom-mitzvah during the pandemic.”

by the professional yarter December 20, 2020

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Tampa Bay Bar Mitzvah

When a married couple get divorced, the son has to become the new man of the house and start fucking his mother.

This is referred to as a Tampa Bay Bat Mitzvah when it's the daughter and father.

Cleetus: "Now that the divorce is final, Ma says I gotta start fillin' the hole Daddy left behind. Tonight's gonna be my Tampa Bay Bar Mitzvah.

by GoNorthToGetSouth July 5, 2021

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After tit-fucking a young lady, one pulls his penis from in between the female's breasts and smacks his penis on her face whilst ejaculating. Also, during his ejaculation, he stretches the edges of her eyes towards her ears slightly in order to make her look like she is Chinese. It is important to note that if the female is already Chinese, then this need not be done. The last, and possibly most crucial piece to this sexual endeavor, is that while all of this is going on, the man must be singing "Hava Nagila."

I heard the Hava Nagila, so I walked in to Elijah's room to see him giving Ling Chin a Chinese Bar Mitzvah.

by Jokr12 March 30, 2009

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Mitsy

Someone who is very different. Make's other's scared when they are angry. Is very rude at most times of the day, but in the long run can make other's days better being them selves.

That person is acting like a Mitsy today.

by coolcat25252525252 November 4, 2018

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