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-Mrow- :3

The act of being an absurd cat. Noticeable when a cat noise -mrow- or -mew- is followed by a cat face :3. Although technically a cat, human qualities are exhibited, such as talking in English or writing stories that are humorous.

-Mrow- or -Mew- are generally used when the subject has nothing say or feels particularly silly. It is also used when someone just said something dumb, funny or rather odd.
Teacher: "Hey Matt, do you have anything to say for yourself?"
Matt: "-Mew- :3"

Person A: "I think I just took a dumb in my pants!"
Person B: "-Mrow- :3"
by The Potato =) September 22, 2010
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Microwavable Instant Fail

1. A situation which is obviously doomed to failure before it even happens.
2. A person who seems to fail automatically without even trying.
1. This isn't going to work, this is stupid. We're just heating up a bowl of microwave instant fail, I can see it already.
2. That guy over there must have his pockets filled with microwavable instant fail, just inhaling the packets without even bothering to add water.
by Hamster Alliance August 15, 2007
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Georgia Microwave

When a man has butt sex with someone and after pulling out a woman covers the dick with mayo and the woman proceeds to lick it off.
Hey baby, you wanna georgia microwave later?
by MAYA ZOOEY JORDAN & CONNOR January 17, 2009
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minow

When one places their hands together palm to palm fingers pointing out then plunges them into anothers ass crack and wiggles them around side to side like a minow swimming
He dove in for the minow fingers first.
by Charon April 1, 2004
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microwife

Referring to the microwave as your wife. As she's the one cooking your meals.
I'll be home late tonight, I guess it'll be dinner with the microwife again.
by BartB October 8, 2008
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Jump off a microwave

A slang to childrenize 'go jump off a cliff'
'Trump can go jump off a microwave'
by oWo-UwU-OWO-SKREEEEEEEE March 12, 2019
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The slang term Mrs. Masters uses when she wants to finger bang herself for sexual satisfaction. Chimechanga being a codename for a dildo or something being used as one. and microwave being a codename for cooter.
"Hey Mrs. Masters! Can you help me study tonight?"
"No sorry, I think I'm poppin a chimechanga in the microwave and then go to bed"
by abdul quashiba January 17, 2009
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