Mainstreamality

How mainstream something is

I can't tell the mainstreamality of 'Be More Chill'.

by AWSOME-O 2.0 May 26, 2019

mainstream music

Crap, not good, low-quality.

Man, mainstream music really sucks!

by Devil Tiger July 24, 2006

Mansterpiece

A masterpiece of manliness. Something with high levels of badassery or extreme badditude.

"Dude, I just got done watching Shoot 'Em Up. Serious Mansterpiece!"

by ExtremeBadditude August 31, 2009

...is so mainstream

Similar to your mom jokes, but making fun of how hipsters reject anything as soon as it becomes popular with the masses, or better said, mainstream.

Basically you call one thing mainstream and go on to praise another thing for some kind of (retarded or otherwise) reason.

Examples of ...is so mainstream jokes:

Lady Antebellum is so mainstream, I prefer Wilco because Seth Rogen mentioned them in Funny People.

Pokémon is so mainstream, I prefer Monster Rancher because it never got its well-deserved limelight.

Francis Ford Coppola is so mainstream, I prefer Stanley Kubrick because his films make you think with your brain instead of just see with your eyes.

Sea otters are so mainstream, I prefer river otters because they don't pollute the ocean with their trash and feces.

by JimboWales June 4, 2011

manstrap

To cross the threshold of manhood by mixing jagermeister and bud light lime. Beware: After consumption, testosterone levels peak, often resulting in an all-out strap-on orgy (nearest pedestrians shall serve as orgy sex sex slaves if need be)

He totally got manstrapped by Chad at center ice. He was squealing like a pig!

by SmoochyChad<3 June 28, 2010

Manstitution

The silent set of rules that all men are bound to.
Things said and done that stay within manhood.

Dude, why did you tell Trish I fucked her sister?! You totally breeched the Manstitution.

by Chris November 5, 2003

mainsteam

Any half-hearted and disingenuous attempt by the mainstream to pass itself off as new, nonconformist, or anti-establishment.

vb. mainstream ("normal", trendy, majority, conformist, establishment) + steam (to let off steam or relieve pressure)

"GAP is donating half of the sales on red items to support Women's Rights in the Third World!"
"They're just mainsteaming. don't believe that crap."
...
"I went to a hippie festival last month to check out the scene, but I realized I was just mainsteaming. I don't actually understand their deal."

by HonourGuard March 22, 2007