MicrosoftWindows

a fucking cuntie retard that is a manager somehow on the hypixel knights. plus he edates and is bad at minecraft

that microsoftwindows is something else.

by curv August 7, 2019

microfocus

Where software products go to die

“How’s that software product doing?” “Not good. The original creators just Microfocused it.”

by Emma Does Dallas April 28, 2020

microsoft

a company the soul purpose of which is to create software that kills people by inducing uncontrollable rage.

person:why did you murder the entirety of your extended family Jimmy?
jimmy:because I tried to use Microsoft software today.
person:understandable, have a great day.

by babuka October 21, 2020

microgambia

A person who suffers from legs that are too small, short, or otherwise just wrong suffers from Microgambia. Originating in Italy, where the word for leg is "gamba", the disorder is idiopathic and untreatable.

He is one funny looking guy, he has a severe case of Microgambia.

by ElCommissioner December 6, 2020

Microcourt

A synonym for "I told you so". Also see 'wired phone lines'.

Is this going to be another Microcourt?

by BeGreatInStead April 23, 2021

Micro$oft

When Microsoft has a fam and lol the moment of truth is here, Introducing Windows 7.1

Welcome to micro$oft where You rip off the Vista/ME errors

by Andrushencia Kotpaw March 7, 2022

Microfone

You're just stupid...

Can I borrow you're microfone

by higogogaga April 5, 2023