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middle school

The 666th layer of hell that you must suffer through for at least 3 years. Its where you realize that life isnt that great and that you miss being a 3 year old lump of flesh. It often causes mental illness and sleep deprivation. Maybe you'll even meet a teacher who has it out for you, while being high on whatever he cooks up in his meth lab file cabinet. Within these few years, you finally might be able to pull your first all nighter doing homework!
Damn, I only got an hour of sleep last night cuz of my homework from middle school.
Wow, looking back, middle school really was hell.
by depressedturtle January 30, 2020
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middle school

Where your hopes and dreams go to die.

Most of these are 3 years (6th-8th grade), but some are 2 years (usually 7th-8th) and others are 4 years (5th-8th).
Before 7th Grade (at a 2 year middle school):
"Yay! Middle school! New friends abound!"

By mid-October of 8th grade (at 2 year school):
"I am useless. I am worthless. I have no future. The world is better without me. I have no skill. My "friends" go around and tell my secrets."

Middle school is where hopes and dreams go to die.
by thekingofamerica November 29, 2015
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Middle School

A constant excuse torwards your parents, that allows you to do any crazy sh!t
Damn bro I cant wait to get to middle school, so I can always say I have to learn, while I do any shit I want
by KhitDerly November 27, 2020
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Middle school

Hell on earth, horny girls, annoying boys, mean teachers, drama, truly pain.
Richard: Hey, remember middle school?

Bob: Never bring it up again
by Mymy09 March 7, 2022
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Middle School

A place where innocent children become hormone crazy freaks
Guy: im about to be in middle school
Guy2: Thats great i lost my virginity that way
by The_humor_the_legend October 5, 2016
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middle school

The worst years of anyone's entire life. Middle schools typically has grades 6-8, some middle schools have 5-8 or 7-8. Middle schoolers always make sexual jokes, flirt with other boys/girls, vandalizes school property such as the bathroom stalls, the student desks or the courtyard/playground (they often write people's names on the stalls such as "Person's name is a whore" or draws penises on it), gets into a lot of fights, smokes cigarettes, does drugs and gangbang, wears popular clothing like Nike, Hollister, Aeropostale, etc to be the "popular kid" and they gossip, always make out with another middle schooler in the corner, and usually has a relationship lasting no more than 2 weeks. Girls often twerk in the locker room. When you tell on the students that are doing something they aren't supposed to be doing, the staff does nothing about it.
Elementary schooler me: I can't wait to go to middle school!
Middle schooler me: MIDDLE SCHOOL IS HELL! I WOULD RATHER DIE THAN GO TO MIDDLE SCHOOL! GET ME OUT OF THIS HELLHOLE!
by a random eggplant December 28, 2019
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