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Metalocalypse

A show on Cartoon Network's Adult Swim that premiered on August 6, 2006. Metalocalypse follows the greatest metal band the world has ever known, Dethklok, as they tour around the globe, leaving chaos and destruction in their path. The show was co-created by Tommy Blacha and Brendon Small - who was also the creator of another Adult Swim show, Home Movies.
You catch that new ep of Metalocalypse the other night? Freakin' awesome.
by AbsolutZero September 12, 2008
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Metallocrustomachinaism

The worship of toasters, and other machines that bring forth the Toast.
Founded in 2008, Metallocrustomachinaism was created a way to worship a revolutionary new god.
The story goes as follows:
In the beginning, there was nothing but the Toaster, which was forever waiting to release its bread, thus creating the Universe.
Finally, there was a sign. The lever on the Toaster began to rise. After one moon, the toaster rose up, and its bread was released.
The Toast was shot into space, and upon this plane everything was created.
To learn more about Metallocrustomachinaism, email ourtoast@gmail.com
Dude, I just converted to Metallocrustomachinaism last week, and boy, I've been worshiping my toaster ever since!
by The Prophets February 19, 2009
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Metalocalypse

Easily the funniest adult-oriented cartoon ever made. Pure genius. Praise be to the boys of Dethklok.
If Metalocalypse doesn't make you laugh, nothing will.
by HarvesterOfSorrow December 13, 2008
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metallicats

A legion of crazy 'cats', proud supporters of metallica's music that consider themselves diehard fans.
simon: i like metallica, but i sure hate st. anger.
sheri: and you consider yourself a metallicat?
by thishouseiscleanbaybee September 16, 2005
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Metallicish

Met-al-a-kish: When something gives you an evil and scary feeling and could be used as a topic for a Metallica song.
One of my worst fears is being buried alive...man it's metallicish.
by superdawg121092 October 20, 2008
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METALLICAHOLIC

The act of being addicted to the best band of any kind ever created, the one and only Metallica.

Metallica Members are/were James Hetfield(Vocals Rhythm Guitarist), Lars Ulrich(Drummer), Dave Mustaine(Original Lead Guitarist), Kirk Hammett(New Lead Guitarist), Cliff Burton(original Bassist), Jason Newstead(Replaced Burton When Burton Died), And Robert Trujillo(Current Bassist).
This music kicks more ass than Rush and Van Halen combined. I guess I am now a METALLICAHOLIC!
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Metalocalypse

The Metalocalypse has begun.
by Johnnyocalypse December 30, 2006
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