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How to stop messing up

The truth is you cant, people are people and there is no way that you'll stop messing up. Some day we both will have to realize that we'll mess up...all the time. And we can cry about it and regret it but we cant stop it, no one ever will. We just have to mess up and pick ourselves back up and carry on. Its the only way to go through life.
by A girl who messes up A LOT February 21, 2012
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messina

the capital of sicily.many mafia boss's might take the name (messina)to discise their real names.the name messina is a very balla or O.G. name to use.So only straight Gangsta's have this name or have the privalige of using this name.
tony is a mob boss.his full name is Anthony Pescini.
but we wouldn't want tony to get in any trouble with the law so tony decides to change his last name from Pescini to Messina.The place of his grandfather's origin.
by jonathan messina September 26, 2006
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the messages

I'll be stopping off after work to pick up the messages for dinner. What do you have a taste for?
by talk2me-JCH2 July 7, 2022
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Messianic Complex

a state of mind in which an individual holds a belief they are, or are destined to become, a savior.
by Amelle April 9, 2012
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Secret Message

while you are getting some dome you spin around so that your dick is tucked between your legs and pointing directly behind you. then get down on all fours(hands and knees) then continue to copp dome. Then just as your about to blow your load the giver turns his or her head so that thier ear as at the tip of your penis and then let 'em get the secret message!
"come over here, i got a secret message for you"
or:
" sh!t i hit her so hard i made her deaf!"
"how?"
"i gave her the best secret message shes ever had!"
by Had-One-Once April 20, 2009
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I approve this message

A suffix-phrase attached to the end of any sentence, especially insults, to make you sound like a douche-bag politician. Particularly useful in accentuating the in-your-faceness of an insult.
Listen Bob, I'm tired of finding dirty dishes in the sink and picking up the dirty boxers you leave all over the bedroom. Get your ass in gear, you slovenly piece of crap, or I'll walk right out that door forever--Oh I will--but not before shoving your disgusting underwear down your throat.

I'm your girlfriend, and I approve this message.
by SparklMotion November 3, 2008
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Sexy Messenger

Slang term used by guys to describe a hot girl they're with who's way out of their league.

They miss her all the time and have to chat with her every day either by text or MSN Messenger to make sure she's still feeling sexy and interested in them.
Joe - "You getting it on with anyone at the min mate?"

Mark - "Hell yeah, I'm still on it with that sexy messenger I was telling you about! That shorty is way outta my league"
by M.68 April 4, 2010
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