Krystal Methany

The Bitch you do not like. She a thot. A pissy pussy thot to be exact. She's faker than the plant in your mom's living room. She wants everything but she gets nothing. She's a basic ass bitch.

"You call her Stephanie?"
"Well Bitch I call her Krystal Methany"

by Whysipwhenyoucansuck May 5, 2017

Methane Huffer

The term commonly used for a street hooker that enjoys the huffing of methane. These stinky little woman commonly get their fix while engaged in group sex activities using toilet paper rolls to huff or snort flatulence directly from the anus's of their male counterparts.

"Yah Johnny, make that methane huffer take it right out of your ass"

or

"Ive got a good one broiling up Linda, i know you love methane huffing, got a toilet paper roll handy?'

by river jameser January 4, 2011

methane breather

One who has had his/her head up his/her (or someone else's) arse for so long that they have adapted to the methane rich atmosphere. See Also: Craniorectal Inversion

The Sales Department is populated entirely by methane breathers. Even if they could pull their heads out of their asses, they would probably die of oxygen overdose. See Also: Cranio-rectal Inversion

by Erich Barbarossa September 3, 2013

methanphedamite

A person uses meth.

There's too many methanphedamites in this room.

by Lade O January 16, 2015

mertcan

He's a nice person, but they're definitely secretive and ballsy.

*mertcan and mert are not the same person!

by Valeriecaro February 19, 2022

like merchant

noun

to like *everything* on twitter, instagram, facebook etc.

origin - football twitter

mate, jake liked all of my tweets, he's such a like merchant

by entbaek November 28, 2016

Batty Merchant

1. A homosexual male prostitute.
2. A shy male who claims he is not homosexual but does blatant homosexual acts.

Guy1:"Yo, that dude is such a batty merchant, he said he wasn't gay, then he offered me a blowjob for 5 bucks!"

by Handle27 February 1, 2017