Merchandising

Doing basically nothing.

Hey Pete, wanna help move some boxes?

I can't, I'm merchandising.

by Apateonas July 8, 2017

ass merchant

A promiscuous gay man continuously searching for booty; or a john willing to pay for the ass of younger gay men/boys.

Did you see how much of an ass merchant Mark was last night? He went home with 3 guys!!

by Matooke September 15, 2008

Natalie Anne Merchant

This is the name of a wonderful singer whose career height came in the mid nineties with her solo debut, Tigerlily, after her peaceful separation from the band that had made her famous, 10,000 Maniacs. She has since produced several more solid albums and married with a child, little Lucia. It can be used to replace "good god," "holy moses," or the like. As such, the middle name, Anne, is a modifier to imply a more intense coolness, while her first and last names are simply in keeping with normal coolness. It can also be used to express disbelief or surprise.

Example of Intense Coolness-
Girl 1- "Natalie Anne Merchant! Where did you get those shoes!?
Girl 2- "Payless."

Example of Disbelief-
Student 1- "Natalie Merchant! I failed my math test!"
Student 2- "I got one hundred percent."
Student 1- "Suck it, ho."

by Guillame Dunne March 13, 2005

"The Meghan"

A sexual entcounter between two males and a female. At first it appears to be your typical pig-roast however while performing "The Meghan" both males start to arm wrestle using the females back as a playing surface.

Meghan: I sure am sore today guys
Omar: Ya, my arms pretty sore too from giving you "The Meghan" all night.
Jay: If you think your in pain now then you can only thank me for talking Omar out of performing a glory ride on you Meghan

by Sandington March 16, 2008

Meghan Trainor

A girl who's all about that bass. She thinks that men should be treated as second-class citizens ; They should jump through hoops just to please her, but she can treat them poorly.

Boy 1: Oh my god, that girl is so hot!
Boy 2: Don't date her! I heard that she's such a Meghan Trainor.

by Justin Galaxy March 27, 2015

swine merchant

a person who buys a sells pigs
A thoroughly dislikeable person

You are such a fucking swine merchant...

by dirtykid July 24, 2006

Meaghan

Big boobed girl. Typcially white female. Dont trust her with a lot of things mixed with guys. She'll put the guy first usually. Shes very funny and outgoing but doesn't know how to listen to herself. Follows others usually. Beautiful and gets away with a lot of things most people cant. Very lucky person. Very talkative person. Known by a lot of people.

The girl has Meaghans luck

by luckysevenstalker March 27, 2011