by KutikiPlayz October 23, 2022
Get the Melvinmug. A very gay man . He is the king of the Gym . Very likely to own your very dicks . When MELVIN MEE winks at you your dicks is melvin's now.
by Rxdxy December 30, 2017
Get the MELVIN MEEmug. 
Similar to a “Wet Willy,” a Wet Melvin is the act of licking one’s hand and smearing it down someone’s face.
“I swear she’s gonna get a Wet Melvin if she keeps pissing me off”
“Giving him a Wet Willy would be too nice. He’s getting a Wet Melvin”
“Giving him a Wet Willy would be too nice. He’s getting a Wet Melvin”
by robbiekates November 1, 2017
Get the Wet Melvinmug. Joe and Ethan were playing a wedgie game. They did rock, paper, sizzors in rounds of ten. Whoever lost one round, they got a wedgie from the back. Joe won the first round. Ethan turned round and Joe dug into his trousers and seized his red calvin klien boxer-briefs and gave him a wedgie. Ethan giggled as he felt his underwear go in between his ass cheeks. They went again. Joe hit a rock and Ethan hit sizzors, he lost again! Ethan sighed but laughed as he stood facing Joe. Joe laughed as he pulled up Ethan's shirt and sized the front of his red calvin Klien boxer-briefs, Joe tugged them right up to Ethan's stomach, giving him a melvin, displacing his penis and squashing his testicles. Good for Ethan that he won the next round and tugged Joe's white Topman boxer-briefs hard up his ass.
by Spectreactivecamo December 3, 2021
Get the Melvinmug. A crazy dude that is super cool and really amazing, he is so cool that he starts to drink jäger,
Melvin is amazing and very hilarious and can make people crack up with a bad joke because that is how funny he is lol
Melvin is the coolest name that you could have on the block.
Melvin is amazing and very hilarious and can make people crack up with a bad joke because that is how funny he is lol
Melvin is the coolest name that you could have on the block.
Hey! Have u seen the new kid in class? No, who is it? It is that really funny guy and u probably know his name!
Oh yeah! It's Melvin! He is a crazy and hilarious dude lmao
Oh yeah! It's Melvin! He is a crazy and hilarious dude lmao
by startklar med jäger December 3, 2018
Get the Melvinmug. Another word to describe a nerd
There a tattletale, annoying, teachers pet, and brags about there IQ even though no one cares
There a tattletale, annoying, teachers pet, and brags about there IQ even though no one cares
by THErizzQUEEN June 7, 2023
Get the Melvinmug.