Melinah

She left cuz she was bored (Triggers Jacks PTSD)

Jack: Fuck Melinah

William: Yeah fuck her she left me with no explanation
Jack: Yeah that name triggers my PTSD

by RobinOverNami September 14, 2020

Melvin P. Shlump

A false name, used worldwide, given to the police when they cannot identify you.

I lied to the officer, told her my name was Melvin P. Shlump she said I was the third Melvin that week.

by Black History Month November 15, 2020

Melvin P. Shlump

A false name, used worldwide, given to the police when they cannot identify you.

I lied to the officer, told her my name was Melvin P. Shlump she said I was the third Melvin that week.

by Black History Month November 15, 2020

Melvin

Everybody knows him.

”I know Melvin”
“Yeah! So do I.”

by HelpIhaveLobsterHands February 23, 2021

Melinda Gates

Melinda is the top of the coyote ugly pile to be able to marry, then divorce such a rich man

Melinda Gates as ugly as she is really got luck with a 2.4 billion dollar payout. Man she is truly coyote ugly.

by Lucky for Sure May 9, 2021

Melina

The most beautiful, sweet, kind and hard working girl. The guy/girl who has her is the luckiest mf in the world

John:Melina is my girlfriend
George:Lucky ass mf

by Tha sou gamiso ti mana November 23, 2021

melind

Happy mad and laughing

I melind with my mom. She makes me wanna laugh but also mad but happy

by Melind December 15, 2021