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Megan

Megan is the type of girl to get a jar of pickles at a gas station and say she watches Bluey even though she is a grown ass adult. Also she got me sweet tea instead of diet soda one time and I'll never forgive her.
Megan and hotdog were hanging out last weekend! ONG
by charlottenunez March 2, 2023
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A Beautiful and amazing girl . She has lots of Secrets and she can keep a relationship for a long period of time and an amazing person to be around and short
Yooo I saw Megan in the hall and omg she’s soo cute amazingly adorable
by LITGANG235 November 4, 2018
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Meganism

The narcissistic manipulation of others which results in one being ridiculed, demeaned and argued with on a daily, weekly and monthly basis. Commonly leading to one feeling helpless, lost and alone. One subjected to meganism is under anothers total control.
Sally's meganism keeps Jim feeling helpless to change his life for the better most of the time.
by The Godfather 2017 December 31, 2021
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Kayla: yeah she is a home wrecker she fucked my man
Sharron: no babe that ain’t no homewrecker that’s deffo a Megan
by Shallyhamstring March 14, 2022
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Gets really good maths test results even though everyone else in the class does terribly

Pretty good at moshing and has a cool beabadoobea beanie
Person: Hi
Megan: Okay
by Baldmartinlover369 December 9, 2019
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Dirty , street walking , sucking dick for 5 dollars trick.... Is a carrier of blue waffle pussy. Home wrecker with no self respect and will absolutely give your husband crabs !!!!
Jason , I heard you got crabs from MEGAN.

MEGAN will suck your dick for $2.50 she needs to pay the homeless shelter so they don't put her out 😂
by Divorce Bitch June 18, 2022
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Megans are stuck up whores who enjoy nothing more than fucking or trying to fuck other girls boyfriends, despite more often than not having a boyfriend of their own.

Megans are usually recognised by their ridiculously superior attitude and abnormally large chins.

They take much pleasure in being the skanks of the earth and believe they are gods gift to not only men but the world.

Megans are ugly bitches and if u ever come across one you should smack that bitch up before the tramp tries to screw you over by screwing you boyfriend.
Girl 1: Hey did you hear about Megan?

Girl 2: Yeah she tried to fuck Rachels boyfriend .... while she was still with her boyfriend

Boy 1: Yeah she fucked me instead that ho gave me crabs
by I-dont-need-this345 October 18, 2010
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