have a meeting with yourself

slang for masturbating.

after a long day at work, nothing relieves tension like having a meeting with yourself.

if you are going to have a meeting with yourself, be prepared for it to be a long one.

have a meeting with yourself by vanessa undressa January 8, 2009

flash meeting

A spontaneous and unscheduled meeting with way more people than need to be there. These meetings are generally unorganized.

I was working on my part of the project, but then there was a flash meeting

flash meeting by SLeepdepD September 29, 2011

Merping 

A collection of any and all pre or post-coital activities centering around the lying on your bed for a period of an hour or more with a partner. General activities include sex, cuddling, and any combination of the two.

Merping usually takes place when a pair decides to get high, thus weed can be seen as an integral part of merping. Although integral, it is by no means essential.

My girlfriend and I love merping after a long day at work.

Merping by pattersfb October 21, 2010

Gibraltar Meeting 

Spanish slang for spending extra time in bed on a morning or taking an extended lunch.

Instead of a Spanish employee saying they want to stay in bed or have a 4 hour lunch, they say `I have an important Gibraltar meeting`.

Gibraltar Meeting by Earl Grey June 30, 2007

Meepins

Online. To play online.

Timmy: "I was shot behind a box" Troy McClure: "Hahaha, yes timmy; You were Meepin'd"

Meepins by LOLDAWG September 1, 2004

staff meeting 

An after work toke amongst co-workers and their rides

"You & my girlfriend used to work together?"
"Yeah, we used to toke after work all the time"
"Well, she's picking me up at close; Staff Meeting?"

staff meeting by Anthony MacNeil January 29, 2007

house meeting 

The coming together of house mates or roomates (whether they be friends or family) in which matters concerning living together in the house are discussed, and grievances are aired.

AKA Family Meeting

i.e.
Chores, or relationship matters, or things of importance to everyone concerned in the living situation.

CHappelle's Show - Mad Real World
The white guy is getting kicked out of the house, one of his ghetto roommates declares a house meeting.

"We need to have a house meetin' ya'll"

house meeting by dr. fantastic November 12, 2009