meaty calves

A hot and sexy man that has calves for days 😭😍🤤

Meaty calves is the finest majestic creature ever

by Meaty calves lover123 January 27, 2018

Meaty Mice

Nipples, Usually Male nipples.

Im going to get dem Meaty Mice!!!

by MeatTrain February 10, 2018

Meaty Pizza

A gay male who not only has big meat, but is really buff and has highly attractive face, the only downside being his face looks greasier than Pizza.

He's nice and all but he's a meaty pizza, the grease makes him look repulsive

by YeetB!tch December 27, 2016

Meaty-Treaty

A penis that is kissable, but not in a sexual way.

"Thou did gaze upon Francesco's meaty-treaty? I wouldst behold at t furth'r and with pride."

by Ghetto Maestro December 2, 2019

Meaty Clap

A Meaty clap is a loud clap that echos and hurts your hand. Usually painful towards the palms of your hands.

“Bro that was a meaty clap”

by skar1401 March 12, 2020

Meaty asf

A chunky choice of greedy decisions.

Damn jo, You Meaty asf for that. How you gon take the cookies and my wife?

by BreckTown USA May 28, 2020

Meaty panda

A limp black and white penis that won't mate with anything.

'that's one endangered meaty panda'

by rarasputin December 31, 2011