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post mates guy

A post mates guy is a dude who still goes after a girl that just broke up with him.
Person 1: damn is that sus kid still going after her even after they broke up?
Person 2: yea he’s a post mates guy.
by Fancy Son February 8, 2019
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OL Maths moment

a OL maths student moment is when ignorance overwhelms the mind of an average male. to put it plainly, they act like OL maths students. OL maths student moments are unpredictable, an incident as mild as bumping into someone can quickly involve slurs. but quickly, they de-evolve back into a mild annoying situation.they all end up bad. OL maths student moments are the third biggest killer of braincells, behind unionists and croatians.

something every OL maths student moment needs is a serious OL maths student. also foundation level students may apply, on occasion. take for example a car accident. apres student has just hit your car 7 times. you have two choices. you can walk away let insurance handle it, or you can fight with a pres student. of course, if you are a HL maths student, you will walk away. but statistics show that 90% of OL Maths students will fight the man.
one key to OL maths student moments is how they start. certain things are instant triggers. for example, if there is a crowd of angry people, that havent quite resorted to violence, an act as simple as throwing a chair will instantly create a OL maths student moment.
people enjoy watching OL maths students act stupid. its fun. private OL maths student moments shame you. public OL maths student moments shame everyone.
finally, OL maths student moments are always negative. they always end bad. thats just the way it is. simply because the victor must kill to win. thats not winning. everyone loses in that case.
OL Maths Tri-cell retard (culchie dialect): Baby that upset ?

HL Maths Normal Human Being: What do you me- hey wait a minute...I'm w̶h̶i̶t̶e̶ a HL Maths student! I'm not part of this OL Maths moment.
OL Maths Tri-cell retard (culchie dialect): *paragraphs of speech you're not sure you can't understand because he's in Ordinary Level or because his thick culchie accent along with his English skills equivalent to a Tec student are equal to a migrant begging you for spare change outside Pettits"
by niggaslayer456 May 23, 2021
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Mike Matassa

Swims, but drowns a lot. Very Italian and funny, but needs some help
"Wow thats a large drowning Mike Matassa:
by Urban3000 August 13, 2023
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Cutting a mates grass

the act of dating/sleeping wth a mates girlfriend/partner whilst they are still a couple.
Cutting a mates grass six beers
Cutting a mate's "grass" no beers
by donk1 April 17, 2011
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Matish

Matish is a kind of guy who will make u feel like home! Extremely smart, funny, cute, honest & loves food. Tall & handsome , sings amazingly & can also make a Sketch of u🙈 His sarcasm is unmatchable!! Loves animals🥺 & Best best friend!
Person 1: What's one quality u will like to have in your friend?
Person 2: Matish
by Matish's friend November 27, 2021
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shy_matsi

A popular creation by Carlton Hurdle Jr. An anthropomorphic wolf, with rainbow hair and a fixation for paws.
Shy Matsi is a wolf with rainbow hair and a fixation for paws.
by Matsi October 21, 2004
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quick maths

2 + 2 is 4 - 1 is 3 QUICK MATHS
by maksyak April 1, 2020
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