Pud Mashing 

Forcing a flaccid penis into a vagina.

Last night My sick didn’t work so Jessica was in for a night of pud mashing

Pud Mashing by Pud masher January 13, 2022

gay keyboard mashing 

when someone finds something funny and replies with random keyboard mashing rather than saying lmao or lol to show they're amused
mostly gays, preteens, or tumblr users use this tactic (or sometimes all three)

Gail: yo i fell down the stairs again
Sara: gGgHDGGDHShhhhdgdskskKDH
Gail: what the fuck was that
Sara: gay keyboard mashing
Gail: oh

gay keyboard mashing by Get yeeted on October 15, 2018

i had sex with an omlette in the middle of a mall while making eye contact with a security guard before being escorted out 

you screwed up bigtime. fr on god.

person 1: i had sex with an omlette in the middle of a mall while making eye contact with a security guard before being escorted out
person 2: you fucking what??? you goin to jail cuhhhhhhhhh

i had sex with an omlette in the middle of a mall while making eye contact with a security guard before being escorted out by some random ahh mothafucka idk June 6, 2022

making moves

to get motivated; to look for something to do

It's friday night dude, we need to start making moves!

making moves by Brenda Lozano November 5, 2007

Making bacon 

Slang for having sex.

Paul and Sally were making bacon.

Making bacon by TonyTheSkunk March 13, 2004

Making Cake 

Earning money, getting cash, stacking bills, collecting coins, bringing in bacon, etc.

"If I could flip back to '87, I would've kept all my G.I. Joes in their boxes and be making cake on eBay right now."

Making Cake by Lewis! October 15, 2009

These pretzels are making me thirsty 

Comes from Seinfield.
I use it as a replacement for "this is making me angry", just like goerge does in a later episode.

You are at a cinema, people keps yaking on the phone, "these pretzels are making me thirsty" (this idiot is making me mad)

These pretzels are making me thirsty by TheLordAkira September 22, 2007