Masked Wibbler

An unseen but ever present malevolent entity responsible for the slight moving of one’s bag from the position one remembers placing it in, to a new position very close to but not quite the same as the original position.

Person 1: Have you seen my bag?
Person 2: yes, it’s under your chair still
Person 1: oh yes, but not quite where I left it
Persons 1 & 2: Gasp! The Masked Wibbler!

by platonicus October 28, 2018

mask narc

A person who reports others for going out in public without a mask during an epidemic.

I got kicked off the beach because some mask narc reported me.

by Theo Guldwainy May 11, 2020

mask of zorro

When a man pulls out of a girls mouth and jizzes on her face in the shape of a Z. Then whistles for his horse and disappears into the night.

"I totally gave my girlfriend a mask of Zorro last night"

by jackdrippa November 4, 2013

Mask Beard

Like hat hair, mask beard is the state a medium to large beard gets into when shaped by a tight or poorly fitting mask.

Bro that mask beard has ruined your carefully rugged exterior, and you now look like a poorly trimmed hedge

by Moist Barbarian July 13, 2020

gash mask

1. a mask or respirator for the nose only, allowing the mouth/tongue to be used for the servicing of presumably maloderous female genitalia. Mask is of the 'hose and bag', M42 or 'WWI' style as most protective filters are too large to be inserted in the nostrils. 2. (field expediant) a pair of BCG's (Wiley SG-1's) and two cigarette filters, field stripped, inserted in the nostrils. 3. a necessity when warming up a female for coitus who has been away from base camp (and soap/water) for 3 days plus...

Cpl. Ernie: "I got that new blond E-3 in the back of the Frankenstein last night."

Spec. Burt: "Oh yeah, how was she?"

Cpl. Ernie:"Fuck-tastic, but she smelled so bad, I needed a GASH MASK."

by balls104 May 7, 2008

SARS mask

Same thing as a surgical mask. Derived from the S.A.R.S epidemic in China.

I have such a cold, I should be wearing a SARS Mask

by Souldchild December 27, 2004

Pigeon masking

When the man is about to reach his climax, he stands on an object above the girl and rains his cum down on her, like a pigeon does with its poop on unsuspecting new yorkers. He then proceeds to flap his wings and tries to fly away.

Pigeon masking: Yo dude, I totally pigeon masked your girlfriend last night...she'll be washing the jizz out of her hair for weeks!

by sexybeaches March 9, 2014