K Martini

A Special K coke with bourbon

Billy Bob had too many K martinis down at the Grizzly Inn last night and slept with an opossum in the back of his Z71

by JJRedneck May 1, 2025

Martini Fartini

Martini Fartini, also known as MartinAngelTV is a hairy, twinky, gay (happy pride month), and oppressive streamer.

Martin goes by many nicknames, Giggleitn, Turtletin, Dicktaker, the list goes on.

He's an odd case, someone so hairy yet so built like a twink. He has managed to turn his stream into the time period of 1984, and censors his chatters if they say something rude.

He also took my mod away for being mean, like what a jerk.

xoxo - Meep

Fuck you Martin🥀🥀

Literally anybody: "Dude quit being such a Martini Fartini!"

Martin: "Do not use my name as an insult!" *Gets fatter*

by Spubert June 2, 2025

Chocolate martini

When she finishes pegging you and then she urinates in your anus

Tammy my butthole is throbbing.

Charles would you like me to pee in it?
Yes Tammy, I would love a chocolate martini!

by G Kett April 7, 2023

Martini Baby

A child born with fetal alcohol syndrome who was also shaken as an infant by their presumably alcoholic parent(s).

“Yeah, you see that kid over there? Martini baby. Mom was chugging and dad was sluggin’.”

by GoneWithTheChin April 26, 2023

polish martini

A beer with a booger in it!

I put a chunky booger in my friends beer so he could drink a polish martini.

by friedfisherman July 29, 2023

anal martini

A scammer featured on the YouTube channel Trilogy Media.

"I'm looking for Anal Martini, I was talking to him earlier." -Ashton Bingham on Trilogy Media.

by Zach on krack August 15, 2023

victoria martini

yay smiley face

victoria martini is incredibly pretty

by preston’sburner May 4, 2024