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Swampy Martini

A martini used with olive and its bits. Used with spicy/non spicy deli olive juice and olives. Creates a swampy but tasty martini beyond a filthy martini.
I'll have a dirty martini....make that filthy...actually make that swampy. I'll have a swampy martini.
by RestrictedCandy August 11, 2016
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body martini

When you ejaculate and both semen and urine come out.
Guy 1:Dude I had sex with Becky last night!
Guy 2:Nice,how was it like?
Guy 1:Well,I think I gave her pussy some body martini...
Guy 2:Ew gross bro.Just gross.
by THESYSTEMFAILED June 7, 2016
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Hot Dog Martini

Taste me, please?!?
2 oz. infused hot dog water
1! oz. sweet pepper relish
SHAKE
Prepare martini glass

/Mayo drizzle/Ketchup-Mustard rim\
Adhere a softened hot dog bun slice to rim to create a job
Add 3 oz. vodka to shaker
Take shot of vodka

Make a hot dog octopus

SHAKE THAT

SHAKE IT…
Then strain into glass and enjoy like everyone who we’ve made it for has :)
Why wouldn’t you want try a hot dog martini, coward?

It’s good, like five people have already tried it
by Thelxonie555 October 17, 2021
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martini glass

by annablackwood September 27, 2020
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Dirty martini

When a man cums in a woman’s ass, then takes a pee inside her ass too. He then picks her up and shakes her back and forth like a cocktail.
I gave my woman a dirty martini last night so good, she should’ve been serving drinks to the women from two girls one cup.
by Slammincammin March 1, 2025
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Hector Martini

A drink that is not really a drink. It's a drink that was created on the moment with whatever liquor are available. It's only a Martini by definitions because its served on a stem glass.
Sergio: Hey man. What the fuck is in this martini?

Weaksauce: IDK man, I just mixed whatever liquors we had left over.

Sergio: I can't even taste the vermouth faggot. This some Hector Martini.
by King Cobra XX September 10, 2010
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martini

martini is an awesome person and i love them bakaaa. they are SOMEWHAT cool ig? jk they are SOSOSO cool, they make me smile.
example: martini is awesome
by -becca March 17, 2021
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