Dirty martini

When a man cums in a woman’s ass, then takes a pee inside her ass too. He then picks her up and shakes her back and forth like a cocktail.

I gave my woman a dirty martini last night so good, she should’ve been serving drinks to the women from two girls one cup.

by Slammincammin March 1, 2025

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K Martini

A Special K coke with bourbon

Billy Bob had too many K martinis down at the Grizzly Inn last night and slept with an opossum in the back of his Z71

by JJRedneck May 1, 2025

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Martini Fartini, also known as MartinAngelTV is a hairy, twinky, gay (happy pride month), and oppressive streamer.

Martin goes by many nicknames, Giggleitn, Turtletin, Dicktaker, the list goes on.

He's an odd case, someone so hairy yet so built like a twink. He has managed to turn his stream into the time period of 1984, and censors his chatters if they say something rude.

He also took my mod away for being mean, like what a jerk.

xoxo - Meep

Fuck you Martin🥀🥀

Literally anybody: "Dude quit being such a Martini Fartini!"

Martin: "Do not use my name as an insult!" *Gets fatter*

by Spubert June 2, 2025

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Buxton martini

Gourmet cocktail. A PBR or Busch Light draft with an olive. Enjoyed by people in Maine and named after a town in the state.

Bartender: What ah ya havin’ bub?
Patron: I’ll have a friggin’ Buxton martini, two olives.

by MaineMan207 December 22, 2022

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Pink Martini Haircut

When a girl is struggling with pubic hair drastic action is required.

The man fills her clunge with martini (or other spirits) then instead of drinking from her excessively furry cup…. Lights a match and singes her carpet before entering her.

Roger : I went to see that girl last night that’s allergic to Razors.

TONY : What did you do?

Roger : I gave her a pink martini haircut

Tony : great shout, I bet she has a lovely smooth snatch now

by STANDINGRICH December 28, 2022

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