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Maria Monica

When people hear the name Monica, they perceive you as someone who is full of life, uplifting, inspiring, and even charming but, little bratty girl. You are the life of the party with your lively, intelligent, and witty personality. Others will find you as strikingly attractive and like being the center of attention. You have psychic power. You can carry on for others with joy. You have a receptive nature and may bear burdens for others. You are pragmatic, thorough, strong-willed, practical and stubborn at times. You are hard working, often martyr to duty. You like home and security above all.You are frank, methodical and believe in law, system and order.
Maria Monica is the most beautiful in the world that I never ever seen to other women.
by mxpn_vriel June 10, 2021
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Maria Eduarda

Maria Eduarda might be brave and strong. She can be dangerous. She is very sexy, cute and beauty. Maybe she’s hiding something. Also she’s a different person. She can’t express she’s love only with words, but she can also express it with feelings. She might be a Brazilian. She is amazing! Some people wish to have she as friend. She is a very excited person. She don’t fall in love with someone easily. If you like her, give up if she doesn’t express your feeling. She might don’t say “I love u”. She might look at you and act like she’s your enemy. If you mess with her, darling, you are DEAD. She is sensitive and she might cry easily, but If she doesn’t, she is hiding her tears and act like is everything OK. Also… she is a very mysterious person. If u think u know all of her, ur wrong. She probably say “sup” or maybe “what’s up?”. But every Maria Eduarda can make friends easily. She can be nervous sometimes. She’s a very nice person. She loves to read. She can smile even on a rainy day. The question is, she hides a secret?
by Just a friend from Maria August 11, 2021
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Maria Chiara

That italian girl on exchange program whose life in Italy is perfect. She has everything you always wished for.

She gives the best advices but only to people she trusts. It's very hard to become her friend but once your mission is accomplished she gives her life to you! But when she sees that you're not matching her energy she'll be quickly upset.
A: omg look at that girl, she has it all
B: yeah omg, she must be the Maria Chiara everyone is talking about!
by thatgirl003 November 22, 2021
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Maria

Maria is introverted and shy, a pure and loving soul. She is quircky, witty and smart. She is sometimes naive because she only wants to see the good in people. She might seem innocent and sweet but, she gets easily carried away by thoughts of intense passion and lust. Once she invites you to her world, you'll find yourself struck by love harder than ever before.
"Yo, your girlfriend is such a 10/10 dude! What's her name?" - Guy 1
"Hah - Maria, of course" - Guy 2
by #GermanKnight420 February 27, 2022
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Maria Williams

Maria Williams are one of the three "Untouchables" in the John Chart™.
They represent someone that is either bad, horrible, annoying, or just straight up evil.
If you see a Maria Williams within your location, try to stay away from them as much as you can, as they can infect your brain with their putrid wavelengths.
Person 1: "Man I sure love Genshin Impact, oh and my neopronouns are xen/xenself, jey/jeya."
Person 2: "Ughhh! You're such a Maria Williams."
by Diduilitm December 19, 2022
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maria bamford

a breath of fresh air to the dane-cook polluted air of modern american comedy. she is quirky, dark, extremely witty, observational and obnoxiously adorable with her blonde hair and child-like voice. she does not necessarily stick to the classic joke-to-punchline formula but instead relies on storytelling using her unique voices. a shape-shifter of sorts, the bammer is able to drastically change her normal high voice into more masculine, mature, raspy, etc. etc...voices; her most honed and popular impressions would be that of her parents and sister. she suffers from ocd, depression, anxiety which she works into her act. she lives with her eleven year old pug and "wife-partner" blossom. she has a hilarious one-woman sitcom on superdelux.com in which she plays every part and she was also apart of patton oswalt's "comedians of comedy" tour. the bammer is basically a goddess of indie comedy.
"dude have you seen the maria bamford show on superdelux.com?"
"totally. amy sleverson is the shit."
by elnewton January 18, 2009
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Oye Vey Maria

Term used by a half Jewish half Catholic to express an exclamation.
"The car is going to cost $5000 to fix? OYE VEY MARIA!
by K-10 September 28, 2006
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