macintosh

Macintosh is a horrible operating system that freezes and sucks for gaming. Steve Jobs is a douche for making it.

Mac:Im a Macintosh
Pc: and Im a Pc
Mac: I can't play games and am only useful for a cespool.
Pc: I can play great Microsoft games with all my gaming awesomeness.
Mac: {freeze}
Pc: predictable

by James Niet September 17, 2007

Macintrash

The name of the computer made by the most hated computer company in the world.

"I hate my macintosh. Let's use it as a boat anchor!"

by Cory Emmett February 26, 2005

mancid

A combination of "man"and "rancid", it's the smell of a man after a day of work. It smells bad enough to repulse friends and family.

Honey, take a shower, you smell mancid.

by hawkman4 December 15, 2013

Sexo Mancilla

Sexo Mancilla

Sexo mancilla

by ImcRatio November 4, 2022

Macinio

When u're awesome with girls and in bed!

Marcus got laid 7days in a row with 7 different women, He's now a macinio.

by inDraig October 6, 2011

Macindouche

A Douchebag that loves to use Apple products.

There goes that Macindouche with his iPhone, iPad, MacBook & iMac. He doesn't like Windows or Android, and he's better than you.

by The Lonely Jew May 21, 2015

Maci

Maci is a friend you'll never wanna lose. She an unselfish person and makes sure every one else is happy before she makes sure she's ok. She never ceases to amaze you if it's by her incredible hard working personality or her positive attitude! She's tall and always smiling. There's never a dull moment in her life because she's always looking for an adventure. When she truly loves you, she'll always be there for you and lift you up. She never will lead you on. She a caring, smart, and beautiful friend you'll never wanna lose!

"I can always trust Maci to cheer me up and not judge me!"

by horsegirl153 November 19, 2018