Malik

He smells like shit, he is kinda or actually a full horse. he’s horny all the time & doesn’t know if he’s “straight”. He can sleep standing up, they have exceptional vision with almost 360-degree field of view, he can't breathe through their mouth, he have lightning-fast reflexes, foals can walk and run within, he also a herbivorous, have excellent memories, he is social with other animals, he have a unique digestive system, and can't burp. He hangs around burger and fries. Oh did I forget he’s shitty?

Hey do you know Malik is?
“The horse??”

by Someone that hates Malik April 26, 2025

Malik

a handsome and cool dude and tall.He always make you laugh and a little disrespectful but is quiet sometimes.Doesn’t lie as much.Malik is also a Muslim name and a king.But he’s problem is he never moves on and stay with the same bitch.

Malik is handsome.The tallest person you will know

by WaffleMaker45 November 20, 2021

<.7.9.7.6.>Thirty Inidivduals Consentually Struck Angel Jose RObles <Hellstrom Imaweli Tanna> At His Consentual Behest Because THey As Inidividuals Did Not Care If Saheem Malik Valdery Is Scared Of Purchasing Atmos & Nike Collaborated Products<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>Thirty Inidivduals Consentually Struck Angel Jose RObles <Hellstrom Imaweli Tanna> At His Consentual Behest Because THey As Inidividuals Did Not Care If Saheem Malik Valdery Is Scared Of Purchasing Atmos & Nike Collaborated Products<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>Thirty Inidivduals Consentually Struck Angel Jose RObles <Hellstrom Imaweli Tanna> At His Consentual Behest Because THey As Inidividuals Did Not Care If Saheem Malik Valdery Is Scared Of Purchasing Atmos & Nike Collaborated Products<.7.9.7.6.>

by Adujasty343 June 15, 2025

Malik

A sexy guy of an African-American background with a great smile and nice body, often well-endowed, but also pretty smart and good personality too. A warm hearted man. Values his family over everything and will do anything for them. Loves sports! Is considered to have genius level Iq. Some look at him as cocky but thats just self confidence. Can be open occasionally about how he feels or unemotional. Dedicated to a girl when he's with her. Doesn't fall easy. Only wants the best for the people he cares about and always strives for success.

Boy 1: Malik is a real homie fr
Boy2: Onb

by chriswebber36326 November 19, 2023

Malik

A very kind person can be mean at times but also sometimes can be gay they often are bisexual but we all love a Malik

Omg Malik is so nice

by Oyea June 28, 2022

I love Malik Forever

So let's ask me how did it happen? or how did it begin? Because I am completely clueless, but I know I love Malik forever. Here are some of the aspects that stood out to me. He is just so damn cool, like he would do insane stuff for you. And I am also crazy enough to write him hundreds and hundreds of paragraphs just for him to understand how much I love him. I am not the TYPE OF WOMAN to be clingy. I repeat, I AM NOT!! But why is it that now he is my boyfriend? I swear

I can't - STOP MYSELF from worshiping for his love. I love that man; I can't stop obsessing over him. Why? Because he is so adorable in every little thing he does, and I fall in love with every slang he uses. He is so immature that I want to keep and protect him forever. He is so fragile; I can't let him get hurt because he is my baby, and I would do anything for him. This Man Drives me crazy not only that he drives me crazy, but he always drives crazy he drives like he has a second life. But I'm ready to crash with him whatsoever! If I can describe the scene, how crazy he is, It would be how Joker drove his car and Harley was his Passenger seat princess included that maniac laughs. I love looking into his eyes when he talks about our future because they dazzle a lot. *MY heart screams* One thing I can say is that how could I not fall for him? He is someone who will always be there for me. And the most attractive thing about him is that he will never give up on me. That's why I LOVE MALIK FOREVER!!!!

HIM: Would you die for me?

ME: YES-

HIM: Actually would you live for me?

ME: YES!! with you

*Answer with no hesitation because I love Malik forever and that's eternity.*

by Obsessed with him March 7, 2023

malik

will eat dezarae ass anytime anyday and is willing to do really hard anal

i wanna fuck the shit out of dezarae because i’m a good malik

by nokizzystuh12345 November 22, 2021