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Hoe maid

How’s that are Brides in a wedding
Theses Hoe Maids ain’t Loyal.
by Makkdaddy October 19, 2017
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Maide

A girl like a queen than anyone she knows. Maide is like a diamond, the sun, dresses, and sunflowers. She is everything pretty, hot and sweet smelling.

Every guy flocks to her, but she acts like no one likes her, when really every guy who has met her falls in love.
She is the perfect girl for you. You are the luckiest motherfucker ever if you are dating Maide.
She's like a queen she's so Maide! DAMN
by MilLatinos January 3, 2017
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milk maid

A lovely fair-complexioned rosy-cheeked country-girl who milks cows on a dairy farm, and whom all da lustful guys in da coimmunity want to "milk".
I helped da milk maid to collect da morning's cow-juice in exchange for her being a "cow" to me afterwards --- i.e., letting me "milk her" while she was straddling da milking-stool.
by QuacksO October 22, 2023
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Gacha maid kitten

your scrolling through tiktok until a shitty Gacha heat video pops up. You see the same stereotypical pink uwu fluffy short pole dancing pissing maid cat.

Basically, only of these little fuckers usually is short with pink hair. Don’t forget the cat ears, that when magically have been put down turn into wolf ears. Their senpais usually have black hair, shirtless. One alpha scarry broken 2018 magical depressed emo wolf and a blood sucking love vampire. Basically their entire appearance is just Barbie pink. However, Barbie is disgusted that she has to share a colour with a rat.
They wear fake cat paws, and literally have no gender. Wether it’s a boy or a girl, they’re still flat as fuck, yet edits make them have Jupiter tits made by eyes from Gacha club, resized and moved down to their flat breasts.
To spot an uwu kitten, you have to know their habitat and language.
They speak in ~ and ~! Don’t ask why, you’ll know when you see one. Their natural habitat is Gacha life. Because Gacha club wrecked their choices of shirtless. Which then destroyed the community cause when the character was pale as fuck they couldn’t wear a brown shirt.

Behind the little shitty iPad 1st generation they are 5 years old but they refer themselves as 10 to the power of fucking 7243473393498 years old.
Senpai: hey there my little Gacha maid kitten
kitten: o-oh hey senpai~

me: I’m paying for everybodies bleach. *cutely and kawaii kills every single fucking heat kitten*
by Pxxnut..butter December 7, 2023
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jiggle maid

A jiggle maid is a men's bathroom attendant generally found at high-end establishments. They are responsible for attending to male guests' restroom needs. Jiggling is performed when a few drops of urine have not found their way out of your penis. A Jiggle maid jiggles those last drops of urine out for you.
Yo, Jiggle maid! I got a few drops here!
by What’s up! November 21, 2024
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maid

Maid is a guy with very offensive attitude, he loves girls and fishes. He listens drill and trap. He is fenomenal, pretty boy.
Call my wife
(you mean call my maid)
by prettyb0yflacko November 21, 2021
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Minute maid

Oh my god, Joe is such a minute maid.
by Cloudxo April 8, 2020
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