mujeriego

a promiscuous lying man

"is that Junot kissing that chick? i thought he was with Ana."

"probably still is, that mujeriego!"

by pegaita April 4, 2013

Misery chick

An ex-girlfriend who was a bitch to be with, and still continues to give you misery in one way or another after you dump her. Misery chicks love to spread gloom and doom to every corner of your life. This type of chick loves to see you unhappy and being with her often results in having an "icebox where your heart used to be".

Winston: Man, there's this girl who I'm really into, but she's always saying that I don't open up to her and that she can never get close to me, ya know?

Frank: Dude, it's probably that misery chick Colleen that set you back a couple of emotional steps.

Winston: Ya, that chick was a bitch!

by chemistryandphysics September 27, 2009

mubera

a beautiful and amazing women with many qualities that anyone would be lucky to ever get a chance with. it is the most wonderful thing a human being could ever be or see or touch and if lucky they will be visited by you on early mornings in close corners. it will regret ever having you as a friend because your betrayed her with the only one shes ever love and therefore you suck and a mubera rules. if mubera says this...you do it...if mubera says that...then you better fucking do that. a mubera is the best thing thats ever happened to man kind. a true and glorios fantasmic ellegence of womenliness that no one will get come across from. the most ellegant women a man will ever touch on three men have had the greatest opportunity to touch but do what she says. be what she wants ans then maybe youll be as lucky to be the 4th to please her. come on boys with LAX pinnnys show me what you got ;) and those basketball boys, hollah at your girl...fuck man im high

the most beaitusl this is a mubera

by highmynameismaryjanebitch July 11, 2010

Smoking Cock Gun of Misery and Despair

N. When you wake up during the night and your friend is fucking your girlfriend with a tuba and some sour cream.

Wow, last night I awoke to the sound of a tuba and the smell of sour cream, leaned over and saw my girlfriend had both of those in her vagina. My friend Toby just gave my girlfriend the Smoking Cock Gun of Misery and Despair!!!!!

by Twelve Bananas Yes...No May 26, 2009

Les Misérables

A novel written by Victor Hugo, first published in 1862, that has film and musical adaptations.
Consisting of 5 parts, all of which are set in different times, the novel can be considered as 5 volumes rather than the 1 book.

The most well known and regarded part is set in June 1832 and based loosely around the June rebellion. Important characters and dates in this section are accurate as Victor Hugo (the author) was present for part of said rebellion.
Les Misérables also happens to be the best selling musical of all time. It was first opened and performed in English on the 8th of October, 1985 by the Royal Shakespeare Company.
The film was released in 2012.

Les Misérables is amazing but the film casting, as well as the casting in previous musical productions, has sparked conflict within fans. Fans of the novel are often not fond of the musical as it is inaccurate,

by Permets-tu January 2, 2015

maser

microwave amplification through stimulated emission of radiation.

CHP uses Maser to stop cars by over loading electrical systems with microwave energy! CHP maser saaaap'ed me then ask whats wrong sir? I said my balls are on fire. STEP OUT OF CAR take breathalyzer test.

by itichie_nocanpo July 1, 2006

Misery Pile

The stash of empty beer cans and bottles of alcohol that you hide from your parents because you're too afraid to take them out to the trash and get caught. Usually in a closet or drawer, in a strewn-about, unorganized manner.

Dude, throw those bottles in the Misery Pile" "I don't think there is any room." "Fuck!... we're awesome.

by KingAlmightyHotshit January 22, 2011