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Muscle Ball

An undersized running back who is hard to tackle due to his lack of height, low center of gravity, stocky build and extremely thick lower body.
1) Damn! Maurice Jones-Drew just ripped my fantasy team defense for 174 yards and two touchdowns! That dude is a muscle-ball, you just can't tackle him!

2) That runningback is a damn muscle ball! We couldn't tackle him in a phone booth!

muscle jones-drew football
by Coach Thomas October 24, 2011
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muscle skirt

a muscle shirt or wife beater that is unnecessarily long, usually at least halfway down the thighs, that looks like it's a skirt if you don't know what it is
Pascal: Check out this wife beater, it really accentuates my pecs, don't you think?
Sam: Sure, but why did you get such a long one?
Pascal: It's not that long, I just wanted to get-
Sam: A muscle skirt?
Pascal: It's not a muscle skirt.
Sam: Yes it is! Go look in a mirror, it's almost down to your knees!
by Tigerboy July 21, 2008
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Muscle bucket

A large, cavernous and gaping anus following vigorous and prolonged anal intercourse with large objects and/or fists. The term is sometimes erroneously used in conjunction with a large or slack vagina (see Wizard's sleeve).
'Wow Dave, that was one hell of a fisting session. However I do appear to have lost my watch in your muscle bucket!'
by Axletramp September 24, 2009
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Muscle Beach

This phrase is popular in the Adirondacks. It can be used to describe a person exhibiting a great feat of strength, but it is most commonly used with a sarcastic connotation to describe a person lifting a lightweight object.
Example #1
Adirondacker 1: *lifts box of books*
Adirondacker 2: Woah, take it easy, Muscle Beach!

Example #2
Adirondacker 1: Instead of taking the fridge, I'll carry this pack of napkins.
Adirondacker 2: Don't strain yourself, Muscle Beach.
by safdsa October 5, 2006
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Muscle dysmorphia

Kyle Marerro
"bro, I feel so small" - muscle dysmorphia

"I'm not even big"
by jashleigh December 11, 2012
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Muscle Milk

Male Semen, Often referred to as "Jizz"
Hey, fellow fag, lets go drink Muscle Milk!
by Ben Hasting November 30, 2007
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muscle bear

A muscle bear is a a gay man of large muscular stature, yet not obese. He is very proud of his masculinity and tries his hardest not to wear his heart on his sleeve or do anything that could be perceived as feminine or culturally gay.
Steve is a muscle bear because he lifts weights to look like Arnold Schwarzenegger instead of acting like an emotional girly man. he doesn't understand why someone that is attracted to men would act like a girl. Care less about the latest fashion trends. Does not go by his formal name Steven, because he believes that would be too blatantly pretentious. steve is very happy that he has a pair.
by bdsmsub69 November 12, 2013
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