moo cow

A distinct subspecies of cow. Noticeably different from the non-moo-cows as the moo-cow actually moo's.

Bob: Hey, look at the cows; they're mooing.

Wilbur: Those aren't cows, those are moo-cows.

Bob: What's the difference?

Wilbur: Cows don't moo... Moo-cows moo.

by General Cluck-Cluck June 8, 2003

uber-moo

An insult.
When calling somone a cow just isn't enough.

Did you see that cow on the bus?
Ya, She's uber-moo!

by MattBC October 7, 2004

moo juice

milk (cows are the most common source of milk)

Don't forget to finish your moo juice.

by Light Joker April 3, 2005

moo-lay

A really cool and sophisticated way to say "mullet," since anything sounds more cool and sophisticated if you pronounce it as if it were French. It also allows you to encode your comment, in case you're overheard.

It has nothing to do with fucking a cow, although there may be some correlation between having a mullet and having a desire to pork the beef.

See also low-zay

"Check out that mullet!" he said, but made sure he pronounced it "moo-lay."

by Adman12 October 27, 2005

moo-bomb

Similar to the "jag-bomb", the moo-bomb is a shot glass full of jagermeister dropped into a glass of milk and then quickly drank.

Sounds awful but after trying, it is surprisingly tasty. It was supposedly invented in St. Paul, MN by a couple of University of St. Thomas college students

Hey guys, how about a chocolate moo-bomb?

by rdean7487 January 27, 2009

Sham-a-lama-moo-moo

Something very cool.
A cool way of saying corny
A word you use after a roast

Your mama is so fat she thought the yellow school bus was a Twinkie, SHAM-A-LAMA-MOO-MOO!!!!
Your so SHAM-A-LAMA-MOO-MOO
OMG THATS SO SHAM-A-LAMA-MOO-MOO

by ANONYMOUS NO.2 May 30, 2017

Moo-Vag

A big cow vagina who’s always like moo this moo that

e.g. Oli you're such a Moo-Vag about everything

by Poop-A-Doop September 14, 2014