COOKIE monster

A furry blue monster from Sesame Street who takes out his sexual frustration on baked goods.

Me want COOKIE!

by biteme April 15, 2004

Monster Meat Missile

Large penis. The 3M.

She could barely crawl unto his Monster Meat Missile. The thing was so large. Her vagina lips were stretched to the limits.

by Gar Grim May 4, 2018

Monster Hunter Stories

A Monster Hunter game with less sales and should be played more so we can get hyped for the New Monster Hunter Stories sequel this is coming out in 2021.

Pokemon fan: FUCK MONSTER HUNTER STORIES!

Monster Hunter fan: Alright hunters, get the god damn fucking gun right now. RIGHT FUCKING NOW

Pokemon fan: OH SHI-

by TheDDLCGal September 30, 2020

Peen Monger

One deals in the specialty of selling, trading and dealing PEEN.

1: I need to go down to the peen monger and buy me some wang

2: Simon is so desperate for cock she went to the peen monger.

3: Jeremy's girlfriend isn't satisfied so she got her some cock at the peen monger.

by PeenMeister April 4, 2009

Lolness Monster

Similar to ROFL and LMAO, LOLness Monster is a word used when LOL is simply not enough.

Best used with Monster being capitalised; LOLness MONSTER!!

Bob: "I got tied to a signpost naked yesterday."

Alice: "LOLness MONSTER!!!"

by AER10122 July 10, 2010

girth monster

The girth monster is a penis that is small in length but large in girth (8-12in) with the pubes cut into a flattop .
Also called girthzilla, girthakazoo, granddaddy's girth, girth daddy, grandmaster girth, girth girthy goo, girth brooks, gurgly girth, and the Chicago grandslam

My girth does the job

Did you see coach over there with his girth monster blushing out of his pants

by Girthmonster March 20, 2015

Spooge Monster

One who loves to have someone spooge on their face. They love to taste and swallow spooge.

Man that porno chick is a spooge monster.

by The unknown Monkey Spanker August 13, 2003