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Ur ancestor a molester

An insult that has never seen before. This insult over stands any insults thrown at you in mankind, even in the known universe.
1: ur mum gay
2: ur dad lesbian
1: ur granny tranny
2: no u
1: well your grandpap a trap
2: ur ancestor a molester
1: "explodes into dust, immediately in hell"
by Linkusdinkus March 15, 2018
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Reverse Molesting

The act of giving someone their virginity when they are born.
Once you are born, your mother reverse molests you and gives you your virginity. You can only be reverse molested once, unless you are reborn.
"What are you doing?"
"I'm reverse molesting my new born child!"
by Awe S. Ome November 2, 2012
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Midget molesting may

Oh boy, and you thought no nut November was bad, in midget molesting may you have to molest every midget you see
Steve: Ok what you doing to that midget?

Rob: I'm molesting him, its midget molesting may

Steve: oh ok that's fine
by K a htiw rakso October 3, 2020
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Your Ancestor Molester

The biggest "ur" comeback of them all. Once you say this, you automatically won. There is no way they can't comeback.
Guy 1: ur mom gay
Guy 2: no u
Guy 1: ur granny tranny
Guy 2: ur grandpap a trap
Guy 1: ur family tree LGBT
Guy 2: Your ancestor molester

Guy 1 then proceeds to get the life sucked out of him and loses this argument.
by ResponsiblyConfused May 20, 2018
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killer child molester

A killer a molests children for a fucking living and he creeps on u an says lemme smash then says bend over touch ur toes ill show u where the monster goes #braddoesbanter
Bend over touch ur toes killer child molester is here
by Condom21 July 1, 2017
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Hector da Molester

One who has major blue balls and thinks repeatedly about molesting anything he can get his hands on (excluding kids you sickos)including goats and himself with desperate attempts at trying the stranger. Other than the sexual starvation, he is a very fun, caring, once in a lifetime 'sappy' nucca who can't see love when it stares him in the face.
I loveeee my bud Hector da Molester even if he eats curry and screws goats.
by truey January 21, 2009
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chester the molester van

A beat car usually a van that reminds you of a child molesters car
(Stopped at a street light you may turn to you neighbor driver) "Dude look at that van its a chester the molester van!!! aahahahaha"
by B from Bell Town April 23, 2009
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