MILTAFAD

noun,

acronym for
Mom I'd Like To Admire From A Distance

1.An attractive mom that it's understood one will not be attempting sexual intercourse or cohabitation with.
2.An attractive mom who one is implicitly expressing would be a bad idea for another to approach romantic entanglement with
3.a description of the actual, non sarcastic long-range admiration of a mother

Mandy was astone pony with stemsfor weeks
but she became a MILTAFAD on the spot when I peeped that double decker stroller, homie!

by Yves L'Empyr March 16, 2010

miltttansa

Very similar to the very popular MILF, miltttansa is - Mom I'd Like To Talk To And Never See Again

Oh, my mom may be a milf, but yours is a miltttansa. Oh Shit

by caysonisadamnbeast July 2, 2011

miltonification

The act of relegating something/someone to irrelevancy, a la "Milton" from Office Space.

Keith only burnt down the building after experiencing Miltonification when his boss moved him to the basement.

by Eageralto October 7, 2013

Miltimore

Commonly used in Latin-Russia, the last name of respected families. Most famously, the Miltimore house. One of the most infamous families in Russia during the American Civil War. Side note; some things Miltimore's are known for are WW1, WW2, and WW3

Person 1: Isn't he a Miltimore

Person 2: Doh

by Miltii July 26, 2017

miltap

A awesome guy who makes you feel special he is always there for you and even though he does not say much he still makes you feel special and happy inside. Miltap is great and once you find a miltap you are lucky never let him die or go make him your bb and kiss him and make him feel special because without miltap this world will collapse so the short version of this definition is Miltap is god and you should love and respect him.

Woah miltap I love you

by Aaron boi April 19, 2018

MILTOFC

The respectful version of MILF

M = Mother/Mom/Mama
I = I'd
L = Like
To
T = Take
O = Out
F = For
C = Coffee

Damien: Damn, Alex's mom is such a MILF!
Lucas: You mean a MILTOFC? Respect women, Bro!

by LEEKALIX October 6, 2018

Milton

A town in Ontario surrounded by cities like Missasuaga, Burlington and Toronto. This is one of the most waste areas in the gta and has some of the most waste high schools Br, Ck, Md, Jv. The only link up spots are Msc and dons where anyone ages 06+ can get easily stained on their ones. In this town the 06’s act up too much and the only likeable ages are some 05’s and most 04’s. Almost everyone 05+ has a chooch on them. There will most likely be a fight every week near msc and dons and if you need anyone to ride out for you just buy an older head food and you’re good. This is Milton and I am lowkey proud to live here.

Tryna hit up milton for the bangout

by Onlyflyprivate August 1, 2019