A machine that tells how many fucks that person has given.
Example:
Guy 1: Hey man I got a 100% on the test! 😁😁
Guy 2: Ok
Guy 2: I alsooo, got a girlfriend....
Guy 1: I give... zero fucks.
*Fuck-o-meter comfirms zero fucks given*
Example:
Guy 1: Hey man I got a 100% on the test! 😁😁
Guy 2: Ok
Guy 2: I alsooo, got a girlfriend....
Guy 1: I give... zero fucks.
*Fuck-o-meter comfirms zero fucks given*
Fuck you Urban Dictonary Im not givin another example. Urban Dictonary I don’t give one fuck about needing to define it here but fuck it. Fuck-O-Meter
by Fuck You Definition Readers April 15, 2018
Get the Fuck-O-Metermug. Using (or offering) a thoughtful gauge to measure a woman's bare breasts. Boob-O-Meters often spontaneously appear at the in-fields of the most notable, and finest NASCAR forums (ie Talladega, Daytona, Brickyard, etc). Cardboard cut-outs are often used for mobile Boob-O-Meters, while plywood units sometimes appear at the more regular locations. Boob-O-Meters readings often include, "itty bitty", "oh mama", "melons", "big 'uns" and "good GOD" ...
She was able to fill out the "dammit Jim!" reading on the Boob-o-Meter we ran into this weekend at 'Dega !
My wife's sister registered as "itty bitty" while my wife scored "lordy lordy, they'd be 40!" on the Boob-O-Meter.
My wife's sister registered as "itty bitty" while my wife scored "lordy lordy, they'd be 40!" on the Boob-O-Meter.
by K3ys3rS0z3 July 17, 2017
Get the boob-o-metermug. Is a basketball term for the number of Dunks recorded by a player in a game and or season. Is not an official statistic by most leagues but is recorded by individual teams for players.
Amare Stoudemire is number 1 in the NBA on the Dunkadelic Stat-Meter averaging 3.1 dunks per game. Shaquille O'Neal is leading the NBA in the Dunkadelic Stat-Meter catagory with over 200 dunks for the season.
by Derrick E. Vaughan March 27, 2005
Get the Dunkadelic Stat-Metermug. The scale on which daups are judged.
Ranked on a scale from 1-5
1- Tasty
2- Delicious
3- Scrumptious
4- Exquisite
5- Devine
Ranked on a scale from 1-5
1- Tasty
2- Delicious
3- Scrumptious
4- Exquisite
5- Devine
by handlesog December 22, 2020
Get the Daup-o-metermug. Something that occurs when one is taking a poop and out of nowhere a sudden burst of diarrhea lasting for at least 10 seconds leaving the pooper tired and exhausted because of the sudden burst.
by Vin coosan July 24, 2014
Get the hundred meter splashmug. by Strinck May 16, 2017
Get the Dank-O-Metermug. ''Yo, nice seven-meter defeater''
by Hehhemaster3056 November 22, 2021
Get the Seven-meter defeatermug.