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turd in a marshmallow

''Bad costume that outperforms a more impressive costume for a stupid reason such as cute factor''

Alternatively, “grown man gets salty that a literal child is getting more attention than him”.
I spent $6k and over 40 hours building my 100% movie-accurate 'Groot' costume and yet all the idiots in my office can't stop emailing about Shannon's dumbass toddler's bullshit 'Baby Groot' costume that honestly looks like a turd in a marshmallow.
by throwaway87634 October 27, 2019
mugGet the turd in a marshmallowmug.

Crusty Marshmallow

When after a one night stand, you masturbate onto the other person's pillow while they're taking a shower.
I snuck out while she was getting ready, buy not before I left her a crusty marshmallow.
by Cmellow April 27, 2017
mugGet the Crusty Marshmallowmug.

marshmallow breasts

My friend Nichole's nickname is marshmallow breasts, 'cause she wears an A cup!
by Anaksunaman June 19, 2004
mugGet the marshmallow breastsmug.

walking marshmallow

like a female chav but pink and white from head to toe listens to 'pop' likes to look like a whore, generally mates with male chavs (is never gay or bi) errr looks like a marshmallow (with legs and arms) shop in places like next, kylie (shops with larghe amounts of baby pink in the window)
as above
by faith newman May 1, 2004
mugGet the walking marshmallowmug.

Killer Marshmallow

A Marshmallow which can live and breath and kill anyone who passes
"Ah, its a killer Marshmallow Its going to eat us" "No Shit"
by Prof. Loserfacee October 21, 2008
mugGet the Killer Marshmallowmug.

Burnt marshmallow

The act of cuming in a spoon, heating it with a lighter, and eating it while it is super heated.
I made my girlfriend burnt marshmallow me last night.
by kingwithSWaG August 1, 2012
mugGet the Burnt marshmallowmug.

roasting a marshmallow

When you know a girl is allergic to something and you put it in her vagina anyway.
I knew she was allergic to Big Red, but I stuck a piece of it in her and I was roasting a marshmallow.
by Marsmallow roaster November 29, 2006
mugGet the roasting a marshmallowmug.

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