Girl 1: Did you hear Maggie is dating Mike?
Guy 1: Yeah, everybody wants him.
Guy 2: Including me!
Girl 2: I wish I was a Maggie!
Guy 1: Yeah, everybody wants him.
Guy 2: Including me!
Girl 2: I wish I was a Maggie!
by Margaret Thompny September 24, 2011
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"What, you can't get a boner or something?"
"SHUT UP!"
"What, you can't get a boner or something?"
"SHUT UP!"
by shaggwire10 April 15, 2012
Get the Saggy Maggie mug.An excellent actress whom was born November 16, 1977. She is most likely known for her roles in Secretary, Donnie Darko, and Mona Lisa Smile. Her ground breaking performance was Secretary where she develops an obsessive crush on her boss, played by James Spader, which leads to a bizarre relationship. In order to promote her film Secretary, she posed for Playboy.
Not only is she great at acting, she also has a knack for English. She earned a B.A. in the field from Columbia University. Her studying of English gave her theater experience and stage experience which led her to acting after graduating.
She is also the older sister of Jake Gyllenhaal whom she starred opposite to as his sister in Donnie Darko. The two also worked together in A Dangerous Woman and Homegrown. The first six movies she made, Waterland, A Dangerous Woman, Shattered Mind, The Patron Saint of Liars, Homegrown, and Resurrection were all directed by her father.
She is a very alluring, attractive, charming, gorgeous, humorous, pleasing, provocative, smart, stunning, talented, wonderful actress. She, along with her brother, have an enormous heart, enormous amounts of wit and sense of humor. She also enjoys her girl time and pestering her little brother and his friends.
Not only is she great at acting, she also has a knack for English. She earned a B.A. in the field from Columbia University. Her studying of English gave her theater experience and stage experience which led her to acting after graduating.
She is also the older sister of Jake Gyllenhaal whom she starred opposite to as his sister in Donnie Darko. The two also worked together in A Dangerous Woman and Homegrown. The first six movies she made, Waterland, A Dangerous Woman, Shattered Mind, The Patron Saint of Liars, Homegrown, and Resurrection were all directed by her father.
She is a very alluring, attractive, charming, gorgeous, humorous, pleasing, provocative, smart, stunning, talented, wonderful actress. She, along with her brother, have an enormous heart, enormous amounts of wit and sense of humor. She also enjoys her girl time and pestering her little brother and his friends.
The actress that told Jake Gyllenhaal's character in Donnie Darko to "Go suck a fuck." is Maggie Gyllenhaal.
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From behind they look like a cougar, from the front looks like they have mange.
From behind they look like a cougar, from the front looks like they have mange.
by Kaye tim August 11, 2018
Get the Moggie mug.A Maggie is a girl who doesn't take no for an answer. She is loud and full of energy, she will bring fun to any occasion and she is always laughing very loudly. On the other hand, she is a great listener and will always sit down and listen to your problems. She often has the best advice and loves to give it. A Maggie loves to hug and to snuggle with a loved one, especially when watching a film. She has a great taste in music and in boyfriends.
by mmae123 May 17, 2019
Get the Maggie mug.Maggie is an amazing person and an amazing friend. She has a dark sense of humor but it still makes everyone laugh. Her favorite color is pink and she loves kawaii and cute things. She is a cat person and hates dogs. She LOVES anime and talks about it 24/7. Shes a little edgy but that's one thing everyone loves about her. Shes beautiful and has brown eyes and long brown hair. She likes to wear hoodies. She loves games like minecraft, Sally face, terraria, Franbow, . She most likely has depression because of her family at home. Her parents arent fit to be parents and her family is overall terrible. She is sometimes on the brink of suicide but she stays alive for her loved ones. She loves memes. Shes very self conscious but in reality shes beautiful, funny, and an amazing friend. Your one hell of a lucky person if your friends with a maggie
Hey do you know maggie?
Yeah! Shes funny right?
Yep! When I'm sad shes always there for me, that's my favorite part about her
Yeah! Shes funny right?
Yep! When I'm sad shes always there for me, that's my favorite part about her
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