Chain Letter

Chain letters are annoying, but some of them are so stupid you can't help but laugh.

Here's a chain letter I recieved today:

there was a girl named gween tea she went to take a crap and she sharted out a nuclear bomb every one died if u don’t send this to 200 billion people in 1 second gween tea will come and shit on your head.

by MyNameIsChloeeee July 11, 2010

Chain Letter

forwarded e-mail which threatens to ruin yor sex life unless you send it to 20 people within 5 minutes of receiving it.

OMG guys, Jesus wrote this chain letter 2000 years ago despite the fact of not having a computer and if you dont send it to 80 friends within the next hour in order to save a starving ugandan orphan with syphilis he will zap your testicles off!

by Aden December 11, 2003

Luther

An affectionate man with a warm caring heart even though it may not always show on the outside. Works hard and is a real family man. Great friend that is always there whenever needed.

I'll have a Luther for lunch.

by ABBACADABRA February 4, 2010

lotterytirement

The lifestyle one enjoys after winning big in the lottery, quitting one's job, and therefore retiring.

My neighbor won the $260 million PowerBall and is now enjoying his lotterytirement.

by R Salas January 28, 2009

Russian Lottery

It is a where you freeze a bottle of vodka then you smash it on the ground. You pick pick up on of the shards and suck on it. If it is vodka you win if its glass you lose.

Did you hear about that new game its called the russian lottery .

by black jesus4356 August 14, 2016

Pulled a Letterman

Banging as many co-workers as one possibly can and not paying 2 million bucks to cover it up. Comes from the October, 2009 David Letterman's scandal.

Jack: hey what do you think of the new interns?
Jim: I wouldn't be surprised if the boss Pulled a Letterman on them.

When I managed that Walmart a few years back, I totally Pulled a Letterman.

by DoriMoose October 9, 2009

Twitter Litter

The unnecessary frequent updates on social sites like Facebook, generally written by people who assume others want to know what they had for lunch or where they are now as opposed to the update 3 minutes ago.

dan's twitter littering again . he just posted "eating lunch now, the spaghetti here's not bad...."

by Flyn Hawaiin July 22, 2009