Logging

Another Term for Masturbate (Or Masturbating), started on an internet forum in the thread "The Masturbation Log"

Also: Log, Logged, Logger

Kram3r: Barka! I'm trying to catch this fucking Teddirusa but my pokeball keeps fucking up!

Barker: Shut up, I'm logging. ~haermm~

by Neil Green November 8, 2007

Legging

The proper name for an entire leg covered with tattoos. Both legs being tattooed are referred to as "leggings".

"Dude, sweet sleeve! The colors on that dragon are sick!"

"Thanks, you wanna see my legging too?"

by icsouthsiderm July 7, 2010

Lagging

When you are too slow to walk with other people.

Bob: you guys are walking to fast for me... let me catch up with you
Jim: haha bob's lagging

by shcruzplezzz December 30, 2011

Kenny Loggins

The collective name for both a user name and password for any sort of account you have to "log in" to.

Hey man I wanna watch a movie, what's your mom's Kenny Loggins for Netflix?

by Jerry13InchHosey November 9, 2015

logging in to the cloud

The act of getting stoned. Smoking pot or marijuana.
If you smoke alone it is logging in to the ICloud (or if you love Mac computers).

After "logging in to the cloud" last night, everybody got stoned big time.

by RisenAgain November 3, 2011

lagging my tits off

When your computer is going at a snails pace, possibly the slowest it has ever ran in its life. This can happen a few times a day and is highly annoying.

Christ! I'm lagging my tits off!

by Thorntor September 28, 2014

Logging on my landing

Dropping a deuce on a someone else’s personal toilet.

Why are you logging on my landing? Go drop a deuce at your house.

by Dr. Sir Ka October 16, 2019