lotson

Being bullshitted to a degree of biblical proportions...

You are being bullshitted to in an extreme level at biblical proportions - you have been lotson'd...

by lotsonYCSWYD May 7, 2018

Lotion

When a persons of skin color a negro is turning white ashy

Person 1. Yo my arms and hands r ashy got any lotion

Person 2. Hell yea I got you bro

by CLutChGxD21 May 14, 2018

Lotion

Verb: The act of applying a skin moistening concoction.

Noun: lōsh, to lōsh

Barbara: "Hey, what the fuck are you doing?"
Clementine: "I'm lotion, dumbass."
Barbara: "Well, when your done pass the lōsh over to me. My lady lips are dry AF."

by whichoneofuflatfootsstolemylol November 28, 2019

lotion brain

The superior term for smooth brain (idiot). A quirky new way to call your friends stupid.

He failed his drivers test because he ran over 5 elderly ladies during the exam. Very lotion brain of him.

by Sewpz February 27, 2020

lotion sleeve

1. a neoprene "holster" used to hold a bottle of moisturiser lotion. 2. A jerk-station utility that holds personal lubricant

Has anybody seen Bill's lotion sleeve?
Never touch another man's lotion sleeve.

by MosesI November 20, 2020

Lotionize

A shorter term for “putting lotion on”

“When my hands get dry, I lotionize my hands!”

by anonymous March 1, 2021

Lotionize

To apply lotion to your lower extremities

Jake woke up and moisturized his face and lotionized his legs and feet.

by Marcus Poindexter July 30, 2021